George Lopez

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

The vast and omnipresent source of evil throughout the universe. He is immortal and has existed since the dawn of time, and is the origin of the AIDS virus. George Lopez is the epitome of pure nihilistic destruction. He also has a compulsive obsession with horse cocks. If George Lopez isn't raping you right now, then chances are, you're already dead.

[edit] Examples of George Lopez's regular activities

-Every morning George Lopez starts his day by mixing a bunch of horse dicks in a blender, and drinking it in one gulp. He then he kicks his front door open and rapes the first person he sees.

-In George Lopez's basement are hundreds of metal filing cabinets filled with meticulously organized horse cocks in manila envelopes.

-While raping and/or murdering someone, George Lopez will often slap himself in the face with a horse cock, start sucking it off and then most likely will blow lines of DMT, cocaine, or dried and coagulated AIDS blood off of it.

-George Lopez keeps a decomposing decapitated retard child's skull in a satchel around his waist so that in the downtime between rape/murder sprees he can skullfuck it.

-George Lopez shoots birds out of the sky with his AIDS powers.

-Once George Lopez fucks you, if he so chooses, you die instantly of AIDS. If not, there is no intermediary HIV stage, just full blown AIDS right away.

-George Lopez is more powerful than God, or Jesus, or Allah, etc. In fact, one time he transcended to the heavenly plane just so he could slit Jesus' throat while ass raping him while he made God watch.

-On the 4th of July, George Lopez rode in many parades on a float of a giant horse cock, carved out of a single redwood tree trunk, throwing DMT to children and spraying people with a super soaker full of AIDS blood.

-George Lopez often goes to the funerals of small children and mutilates their faces so that their parents cannot recognize them when they see them for the last time.