No life

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An Internets term meaning "to fail".

[edit] Etymology/Explanation

Without variation, the first accusation or retort of the pwned is that the pwnr has no life. This is normally phrased as a claim that the pwnr spends too much time on the Internets, or that the incidence of pwnage took "too much time" or "too much effort", clearly indicating that the pwnr is obsessed with and quite possibly Internet stalking the pwnee.

Because this is almost the exclusive standard usage of the phrase, no life has become a de facto acknowledgment of pwnification. Thus most trolls will remain unsatisfied until told they have no life.

[edit] Variations

• "Get a life"
• "Wow, that must have taken forever. Clearly you have no life."
• "Wow, you are spending way too much time arguing with me. Clearly you have no life."
• "You keep commenting because you have no life." See occupatio.
• "Why don't you spend more of your time with your kids instead of arguing on the Internets?"—a favorite of pwned teen mothers
• "Poor, poor dear. Here, have a nickel and get yourself a life."
• "Yeah right, you don't work, you spend all day online trolling because you have no life!"
• "Obviously you have no life and should probably kill yourself in order to not waste any more of the precious, precious natural resources currently keeping that stink sack you call skin alive."

[edit] List of People Who Have No Life

• Tore Sinding Bekkedal
• Kevin and Kat
• Wobblebottom
• Gsnfags
• Sceptre
• Jimbo Wales
• You
• The Gorilla Judge