Giant dildo of death
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What all pig bottoms fantasize about.
WARNING: Use may result in some after effects.
Giant Dildos of Death were in fact invented by the Catholic church to convert Jews and Protestants to Catholicism because as we all know Jews and Protestants love getting rear ended by Catholic nuns with huge phallic shaped objects.
[edit] The Giant Dildo of Death - Furry Edition
When it comes to buttsecks, it was bound to happen sooner or later . . .
[edit] Statitics
Length: 24 Inches
Width: 5 inches
Cost: $120. Natural colouring costs $25 extra. There are some people out there willing to pay such a price.
[edit] See Also
- Other Possible After-Effects
- Mr. Hands
- Zeta toy
- Quasidan's penis Like the Giant Dildo of Death, only larger and moar beautiful.

