Limewire
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Limewire (also Lamewire, Limevirus or Viruswire) is a P2P virus sharing program that tricks people into trying to use it to download music and videos. If you type in one word, your search list will fill up with tacky home made porn videos because apart from viruses, that is all Limewire really is. So strap yourself in, you're goin' for a crazy ride!...until Lamewire gives you spyware and you lose all your music. Was it really that hard to pay out the $6.99 for that crappy music? Also note, do not search for the band Cream, you won't find what you're looking for. Also, don't bother trying to download a full movie, 10 minutes into downloading what you thought was the first Pokemon movie because you're too lazy to drag out your VHS copy, you will click "preview download" only to find out that instead of Pikachu's Summer Vacation, you've been downloading some bitch sucking off some fat dude on his personal yacht while she moans about how good his balls feel slapping her ass while he fucks her tight pussy. Enjoy your wrong download and your Spyware, asshole.
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Limewire Pro
Limewire Pro is nothing but Limewire with a few extra additions that do absolutely nothing to make the program any better. They try to make you pay for the upgrade, but you can get it for free simply by clicking here. Idiots. The only people stupider than those who thought of Limewire Pro are the lusers who pay for it. Seriously though, why would anybody at all pay for it when you can download it for free using the free version of lime wire?
"Famous" Limewire Users
Acquiring Limewire
The easiest way to get limewire is by downloading it from an actual torrent
Famous Quotes
- What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!- R@ygold.
Fake Music
Some of the popular songs downloaded on Limewire aren't really songs at all. They are either:
- 16 year old girls moaning
- ______Has orgasm over webcam.
- Advertisements for gay porn sites
- Viruses
- Lol kiddie pr0n
- Top of Charts - 2003
- TOTALLY HIP TRACK
- rare recording
- Rick_Astley_Bareback_Furrsuit.mp4
- NOT_A_VIRUS.mp3.exe
- Stephen Spielberg gets a hilarious prank call
- Advertisement for eFreeclub.com with a shitty Bill Clinton imitation.
- Download plz so i may hack i mean help your computer :D
- not related.wma
External Links
- The Official Limewire site
- Source code for limewire. Just set the isPro variable to true
- An open-source fork that nobody knows about.
That which raeps Limewire up the assDisregard that,they now suck cocks use the final boss of the torrents- OTmp3
- Lime Wire downloads CP to your PC!
See Also
