God Awful Fan Fiction
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In 1998, a bunch of people who wrote shitty fan fiction decided to "spork" shitty Fan Fiction. This site is dedicated to those people.
| —MissNola, butthurting |
UPDATE: The forums were brought back up recently, but due to trolls shitting all over the place you now need to register before you can see any of the drama. Woe!
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[edit] Anatomy of a GAFFer
Your average GAFFer fits into at least three of the following categories:
Most GAFFers still cringe over Mpreg, even though they secretly masturbate to it. A disproportionate number are fat, closet furries or bitches with Asperger's syndrome. The younger ones mostly are made up of 4chan rejects that even Fandom_Wank won't let in.
[edit] GAFF Celebrities
MarvinMan/Spigot the Bear: CAPSLOCK COCKS COCKS FAT FANFICTION FAGGOTS HURF BLURF FAT COCKS EVERYWHERE.
Harley Quinn Hyenaholic: GAFF's resident furry and proud ass pie who would rather be a fucktard than a neurotypical, mundane functional member of society. Writes about robots having AIDS, Shadow the Hedgehog being a rapist, and Sonic being an abusive husband. A reliable staple of lolcow milk. She also can't go without somehow inserting rape into every single one of her stories and thinks she's the best on aff.net. She likes to masturbate to her own stories.
Miss Kitten: Paris Hilton's spokeswoman and lesbian lover.
Ian Gainsborough: A furry with an obsession for roleplaying Mary-Sues and stalking other GAFFers.
Thanos6: A bitch, nuff said.
Heywood: Self-proclaimed King of GAFF and squick. In actuality, he's a fat furry faggot who wants to spoon with Inuyasha. He is also a necrophyliac
Knorg: An unfunny troll who still thinks Goatse is new and exciting. Sucks hairy donkey balls.
Johnny Wizard: May or may not have been a robot. Periodically posted copypasta rants against the Bush Administration, but has not been seen since the Voy forums. Goodnight sweet prince.
[edit] How to be a GAFFer
Your typical GAFFer will follow this pattern:
- Overreact as much as possible.
- Remember that *HEADDESK BLEACH CLEACH SPORK HEADDESK FACEPALM SPORK SPORK* is a well-thought-out argument for the shittiness of a piece of writing.
- Complain about Marvin/Spigot, Knorg, and other trolls at least once per post.
- Say "NOTHING CAN SQUICK ME!!!1" then yell "SPORK OH GOD BLEACH" at the next Snape/Harry assbaby pic that appears in Godawful Fanart.
- Worship Heywood and Knorg.
- Write Transformers bishie Mpreg yaoi fanfic about robots and hedgehogs having lubeless buttsex.
- Use the phrase: "______KILLED/RAPED/RUINED MY CHILDHOOD" over 9000 times.
- ???
- Profit!
[edit] Subforums
[edit] New Releases
This is where fat fanfiction faggots go to make fun of faggoty fanfiction with other fat fanfiction faggots.
[edit] Golden Oldies
This is where fat fanfiction faggots go to wax lyrical about the bestiality harem mpreg yaoi video game rapefics of times past.
[edit] In Progress
This is where fat fanfiction faggots go to ask for help for their faggoty fanfiction from other fat fanfiction faggots.
[edit] Godawful Fanart
Where fat fanart faggots go to complain about every single bishie drawn by every single 16-year-old-girl on DevianTART.
[edit] Gabbery
Where fat fanfiction faggots go to waste time, bandwidth, and Site Guru's money with useless polls about SHOULD I SUCK HEYWOOD'S DICK OR NOT????? (By the way, if you're a true GAFFer, the answer is yes).
[edit] Revolution
Some considered the site unfunny and boring, so Kijuro and MarvinMan (now known as Spigot the Bear) decided to rock its world with hilarity. Other unregistered trolls such as Wel Zen joined in the melee and many lulz ensued, but a lot of members, like the French, ran away scared with their tail between their legs.
Another noteable troll was Meowbark. While she wasn't much of a troll; she came in, trying to defend her badly done fancomics, which turned Chipp's thread into a mini wank thread. She was 11 years old and failed to read the GAFF rules. She clearly said "Me no read rules!" She also claimed her character was created before Inuyasha. She also tried to post artwork she hated, however, she was shot down. Meowbark disapeared off Godawful for a while and then returned. She also used chatroom speak.
Another minor troll was Neotailslink, who tried to defend his crossover fanfics, but failed. But in reality, the unregistered trolls did the hardwork, while Kijuro and MarvinMan were the charismatic cocks who got through life with their good looks...
When suddenly, after a long hiatus, the Site Guru comes back and shut the site down, leaving only the following message:
| —Site Guru, on the closing of the forums. |
[edit] Replacement Boards
A replacement board with the name "Temporary Godawful.net Forums" or something really shitty like that was made and it was even faggier than the original but then it got TOSsed. Here is the next replacement board. Three other sites were online briefly after that and were overrun by trolls as quickly as they were created.
| — IanGainsborough, roleplaying the TROLLWARRIOR of GAFF. |
[edit] The GAFF Rebirth
The Site Guru bought a server for GAFF and finished the creation of the new forums and opened it up to registered members sometime last Thursday. It has since been shitted up by furries, Harley Quinn Hyenaholic, and fat fanfiction faggots.
