God of War
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God of War is a video game in which a large, pale, roid-raged guy from Sparta goes around killing everything in sight and sexing up bitches, all whilst talking in ALL CAPS and being a general tough guy.
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The Plot
After Edward Norton tries to be a Nazi, he ends up killing his own wife and child. To make up for it, he works for God. He then goes and becomes their bitch. He eventually kills Ares for the lulz, but then tries to become an hero because the sadness won't leave him alone. He is then saved and made into the new god of war, which scores him 255 man points.
In the sequel, we find out that Zeus, the king of everything, is Kratos' daddy. Fearful of being pwned by Kratos, and Zeus got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near. The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air! "I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later. Looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
Critical Reception
10 billion GameFAQS users and critics will say "BEST GAEM EVAR!". The first game was named as the number one PS2 game EVAR by IGN. It is praised for the gameplay, in which you kill things, the innovative puzzles, where you kill things to open a door, and the driving cinematics, where you can watch Kratos kill things. Many enjoyed the multiple weapons and magical powers Kratos can gain along the way, all which are necessary for about 10 seconds each, and are never needed again. Basically, it's just like Zelda or Metroid, only with over 9,000 times more blood, and at least 100 times more naked boobs, which also makes it like Grand Theft Auto.
Versus other Action Games
Fan girls the nation over can be heard fapping to the idea of Kratos ass raping Dante of Devil May Cry (a similiar style game with shitty music that reads over 9000 in the faggotry department) fame. 13 year old boys fap to the same fantasy but tell there buddies that they wish to see a fight between Kratos and Dante. Some of these 13 year old boys say Dante would win, but they're wrong and most likely closet cases for thinking that. The only other videogame character GAR enough to take on Kratos is Solid Snake.
Boss Fights
God of War have creative, original enemies and monsters but really, all the enemies, monsters and bosses were copied from Clash of the Titans, D&D and Disney's Hercules.
God of War 3 Teaser
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