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MRirian

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Magibon's one and apparently only look.

Holy Magiboners!

Owned.

MRirian (Magibon) is a pedobear-attracting loli camwhore and bane of the internets. Her claim to fame is the posting of several YouTube videos, which consist mainly of her blinking at the webcam, looking randomly around her room, and angling the camera to make her eyes look Azn. How has such faggotry granted her fame, you ask? Because said faggotry is always carried out while showing off some decent cleavage, and because her dialogue (when there is any) is in Japanese, which automatically makes her SO COOL!!!11 Unfortunately, this Japanese is of the "butchered as only a basement-dwelling Wap could do" variety, meaning her "OMG how did u lern Japanese?!!" posters are sadder and more full of fail than even they themselves know.

Magibon claims to be 21, but consistently pedo-baits herself to look around 12. Her profile claims she lives in Japan, but this is indeed a lie. In truth, she lives in rural Pennsylvania and (until recently) worked as a cashier at CVS Pharmacy. According to her MySpace profile, she enjoys "Manga, Animu, Pocky, Ramen and Cute Things," which just shows her extreme lengths to reformulate her own genetic code in order to become Azn. She also wisely opted not to go to college, choosing instead to spend her YouTube partnership and minimum wage earnings on Nintendo DS games and other plastic crap. She currently resides at her parents' house, and is rumored to be the mother of two children. (Some of her clips appear to have been filmed in a nursery, and one scene shows a baby stroller in the background.)

Yet another rumor is that, knowing a baby would prevent her from living out the dream of working as a cashier at a Matsumoto Kiyoshi (the Japanese version of CVS Pharmacy), Magi's mother decided to raise the child as her own, making Magi appear to be the sister when she is in fact the mother. In the immortal words of that guy who gets shot on the rooftop in Romeo Must Die, "Damn. That's some cold shit."

[edit] Facts About Magibon

Real Name: Margaret Lilian Adams Source
DOB: 8/9/1986 Source
Height: 154cm / 5.05 feet
Weight: 39Kg
Measurement: 33DD 23 32 / 85DD 58 83
Born in: West Palm Beach, Florida Source
Ancestry: Cherokee and plain white-sliced-bread American
Username Origin: Derived from "M" for Margaret and "Ririan," being Japspeak of Lilian. Source
Favorite Food: Pizza
Job (until recently): Cashier at CVS Pharmacy Source
Musical Instrument: Flute
Favorite Subjects: English and French
Hated Subjects: Mathematics, science and you
Status: Single
Origin of "Magibon" Nickname: According to the camwhore herself, a Japanified "Maggie" + "bon," something to do with "daughter."

[edit] Loosely Related Boring Shit About Magibon

Her mother suffers from chronic facial hair infestation. To alleviate her mom's misery, Magibon bought her a facial hair remover for Mother's Day. Source
Her father is 59 years old and her mother is 46.
Her father and mother are both from Florida.
She has a two-year-old baby sister.(rumored to be actually her daughter)
She sleeps during the day and gets up at night to avoid conflicts with her family.
Has been caught trolling Sayre Public Library.
Has shaved her pubic hair on her "front bottom" (lol wut), which feels itchy when it grows back.
Listens to JPOP (big surprise).
Uses a Japanese dictionary (electronic PC version) to write kanji in her blog.
Her first love came when she was in high school. She had a crush on a senior, in her words words "an athlete" but IRL just a noob wrestler. They only made it to third base, and she felt awfully cheated.
GTFO.

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Regular Japanese girls don't groom down there either. Not that I care, I'm just stating a fact. Maybe some of you guys would be interested to know that when it starts growing back in, it itches. If Japanese men don't really care, then why should the girls shave?

„

—MRIRIAN, talking about genitalia in the forums, because every girl wants a teeny azn cock, amirite?

Click here for MOAR quotes.

[edit] Not Such a Nice Girl

[edit] The Truth Behind the Face

Oh, yes: Magibon has trolled in a forum. There, while Magibon was initiating an act of photo-whoring, a Japanese girl she had exchanged pics with came in and talked for a bit. Magibon promptly insulted her for not knowing much Engrish, and the faggy admin, Karyuudan, sided with Magibon because he thought Magiboner was hawt. See here: forum.

Some of her spiteful acts:

And this intro:

[edit] The Scam

Magibon has performed one fatal act of deceit -- taking a trip down scam lane to make a quick buck. Seeing that people love her so much, she figured they'd empty their pockets for her as well. She started her scam at 2chan (the original chan, of which 4chan is a ripoff), with the results visible here:

LINK BROKEN, NEEDS REPLACING

The Fall of Magibon

As told by an almost raped Aussie.

Scammed Japanese Pedobear

A typical Japanese pedobear who yiffs to Maggie, who got righteously fucked by the scam.

[edit] Magibon Stalker

MRirian / Magibon stalker video

The www.magibon.com web site at one time featured what appeared to be a stalker video made by a deranged fan. Dubbed the "I am Frank" video (note: this flash animation was in fact nothing more than a publicity stunt). The video included what seemed to be pictures of a badly drawn Frank and Magi holding hands, and included the words "yaranaika," or "want to do it?" This lead to the conclusion that Magi's body would eventually be found floating in a stream somewhere, but no such luck. As un-lulzy as it may seem, Frank the "stalker" now seems to have suffered a case of troll's remorse. Faggot.

To see the original magibon.com video for yourself, go Magibon Stalker Video

However it seems like the faggot has finally been cured of his illness and seem to have made another shit video. This time it features him fapping to a doll that symbolizes Magi. To view it, go here.

[edit] Magibon in Japan

SO LONG DENTAL PLAN!

Last Thursday, Magibon was invited to Japan to be trolled on Japanese broadcaster GyaO's "MIDTOWN TV" program, some sort of internets TV show show). Many lulz were had from the following videos, which revealed that Mags had been using clever camera angles and flattering lighting in her YouTube videos to fool people into thinking she was hot. She also revealed to the world one incredibly fucked up pair of chompers, which she kept her hand over as much as possible. Yes, this is the face you've been fapping to.

On top of her rather plain appearance, there were other letdowns for pedobear Magi fans. Language-wise, her JewTube Japanese skillz evaporated like a cube of frozen miso in a blowtorch as the show's hostess, former Morning Musume singer Mari Yaguchi, attempted to converse with her in what Magibon must have thought was rapid-fire "street" Jap. Worst of all, that famous Magi "charm" was absent throughout the entire show, no doubt buried beneath a thick, natto-like layer of scared-shitlessness. All in all, it was a disappointing performance that will no doubt send many of her horny fanboys in search of smaller-chinned fap material.

[edit] What She Did or Did Not Do in Japan

There are many rumours circulating as to what Maggie did during her week-long trip to Japan. These include being fingered by an elderly Japanese man, experiencing bukkake, appearing in shady Japanese porn, being repeatedly violated in Shinjuku, and being chased out of a senior high school for impersonating a 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl. Luckily, ED has compiled a list of what she probably did... not that it's any big deal.

Unlike most instances of whore trolling, Magibon actually lived the dream, even outdoing fellow JewTube camwhore Emiry. She flew to Japan via Japan Airlines flight JL796 from JFK New York, arriving at 11:53 and being greeted by a wave of pedobear reporters at Narita International Terminal 2. After sharing a vibrator with the staff of Gya0, she was enveloped in an orgy of orange and white flashes that transported her to Wapanese nirvana. (Source.)

Once that foolishness was over with, Magi descended to the underground JR Station and took the NEX Narita Express. Where she went next isn't clear, but the official note is that she disembarked at Tokyo Station, boarded a train on the Yamanote Line (also commonly known as chikan line, if you know what I mean), and checked into a hotel. After resting for a while, it was time for a spot of camwhoring at a local sushi bar, followed up by a quick bite. (Source.). For clarification, a "quick bite" in this case doesn't mean having a snack: it means taking a literal bite of flesh with that crazed set of shark's teeth (see pic above, dammit).

Most of what comes next is translated from her blog, and is of no interest whatsoever. Seriously, there's no reason to keep reading.

Magibon visited Shibuya first, where she walked that famous Shibuya crossing and bought something at Shibuya 109. She then visited a hostess club, strolled Yoyogi Park, had a shooting at Playboy Japan's studio somewhere, made a fool herself in Harajuku, and went to Akihabara to see a Japanese version of American Idol. Subsequent IRL trolling involved eating at a restaurant with Ayaka Komatsu, stumbling around Ueno Park, and visiting a war shrine. At GyaO, it was time for a bit of that "I don't want to go home" shit, followed up by a gig at Fuji TV. Rumor has it she slaughtered a song or two at some radio station, possibly TBS, and appeared on a Japanese show hosted by Shu Maruyama (the guy who interpreted for her at that restaurant ordeal with Ayaka Komatsu). Finally, she headed to Narita International Terminal 2, presumably by train to catch her flight back to America. Christ, you didn't read all that, did you?

[edit] GyaO, the Moment of Absolute Trollium

The GyaO web site fills in the details: "Since her first appearance on YouTube in the summer of 2007, Magibon has become the most celebrated 'mystery girl' in the world. All that is known about her is that she is a native-born American, 21 years old — yet she has become the #1 online (moe?) idol. Her videos, which typically show only her making cute faces while sitting at her home computer, get more hits than even the super-popular channel of Leah Dizon!" [Note: Leah Dizon is a Filipina-French-Chinese model who is currently a popular gravure idol in Japan, and the person Emiry desperately wants to be.]

In numerous interviews, Magitard claims to have started her YouTube career "by accident," making her initial videos solely for herself. Of course, nothing could be further from the truth. Already having a reputation for being something of a narcissist on internets forums, she decided to get moar attention by making a video of herself on July 02, 2006, titled "Me Doing Nothing".

[edit] Pureiboi OH SHI- Lulz

Magibon has been interviewed twice by the Japanese version of Playboy, once in early February and the other during her trip to Japan. Here are some YouTube videos depicting the articles:

Magibon Playboy (Japan) debut!

Taken in lonely Pencil-vain-ya, showing parts of her town such as where she grew up. Most of it is rather un-Playboy like, with little cleavage shown.

Magibon Playboy (Japan) 2nd interview!

Taken in a Pureiboi studio somewhere in Tokyo, possibly Shinjuku, with photos depicting where in a whorish, submissive pose. This time more flesh is shown, yet the elusive nipple remains hidden. In the meantime, feel free to fap to the Magibon pictures in the gallery below, where they actually manage to get her to look good.

[edit] Analysis of Magibon

[edit] Understanding Magibon

If (for whatever reason) you wish to understand Magibon further, a look into her past might help you. During her stint at Harlan Rowe Junior High School, where she was constantly trolled for being retarded and weird, she stumbled across an anime clip that someone at her school was watching. She was so "moved" by the anime song that she soon developed a fetish for J-pop and anime.

Spurred by her new-found fetish, she began shaving her crotch, commenting on sexy pictures of Asian models, trolling forums, and dating over the internets. She has denied ever being in love, but in a contradicting statement during one of her interviews, she mentioned having an unrequited "crush." What does that mean? It means she was rejected; must have been the teeth.

“	It is a known fact that ego whores never admit their fault. She could not admit that she had been rejected when she was so in 'love'. So she belittles it by naming it a 'crush'.	„
—Anonymous, on Magibon being in love

Having finished high school and realizing that being trolled wasn't in line with her new-found philosophy, Magi made the lulzy decision to work at CVS rather than attend college.

Note: The CVS Pharmacy she worked at is some 1.7 miles from her home. Based on information from interviews, it took 30 minutes for her to walk from her house to work. Thirty minutes to walk 1.7 miles?! What short legs you have there...

[edit] Analysis of Magibon Videos

Variety... What?

Pedobears!!! en masses

Most Magibon videos are like this one, save for a slight difference in background or the size of her boobs (which vary interestingly at times). On the whole, they tend to be 50-second clips consisting of the phrase Minasan konnichiwa, Magi desu and a fucked-up girl camwhoring herself.

In earlier videos, before the ape was known to the internets, videos were more like this one, where we actually get to hear sum Engrish. Due to the hilarity of the voice and the hog-like ugliness of the person uttering it, most of these videos have since been pulled. On a final note, an unknown Magi fan saved this video; which could easily have labeled Magi an emo camwhore:

[edit] Analysis of Magibon's Blog

Magibon has been in the blogging scene for quite some time, and tends to create pedo-arousing allure to help child molesters feel better about themselves. Her entries are written in WeeTripleBoo AnimeCunt Engrish Japponaise, the dialect most preferred by the average Wapanese. Blog content is generally of no consequence to anyone whatsoever, including frivolous shit such as, "Today I am soo depressed," "My life is so boring," and "I miss Japan." Pathetic.

Magiboo actually used English in her blog once, here. Check it if you have nothing else to do.

[edit] Anonymous Analysis

Magibon has been playing the internets whore for quite a while, using multiple accounts (some of them recent) on several sites. As for her Japanese comprehension, the only phrases she can manage usually involve cliché anime and "kawaii" phrases, though she most likely reads those off her monitor, too. In her Gya0 videos, the only words she says are overused weeaboo vocab, with anything beyond the level of a two year old on crystal meth said in English.

[edit] Hate Against Magibon

Magi is not without her share of haterz:

And this weeaboo; buzkill

And this song that mentions her.. violently...

[edit] What She is Doing Now

Magibon is currently back in the USA making moar videos, and it is speculated that she is currently unemployed, being that she quit CVS with the idea that she can make it as a "talent" in Japan. Now, she is trying to become a "model"(gravure) or a singer. At the moment she continues to live off her parents, using her youtube partnership as her main source of income. She actually spent some of the money she got from showing off her boobs in Japan on a Macbook (anything that comes with a built in cam), when the retarded weeaboo should be investing in methods to fix up her crooked-up teeth. If anyone knows anything about the whereabouts or activities of Weea-mag recently-other than camwhoring again in Pennsylvania, please let us know!

Update: The Weea-whore seems to have been banhammered by GyaO; when one tries to click on her page link on GyaO, it comes up as 404. Seems they hate her too and it's easy to see why!

[edit] Gallery

Beware, this mouth be full of nasty sharp pointy teeth.	Submissive and most unattractive. except for them titties.	I can has cleavage?	Uh...
Yup. Nice bed.	Says it all.	OH EXPLOITABLE.	Oral action.
I'd hit the anime chick.	Oh Robert Smith, where are you when I need you?	A classic example of "spot the odd one out." Note: it's the white chick.	Taking photos of herself in her parents' house in her underwear, for some reason.
Emo?	Magi is a pro at angling things to appear 'bigger' or 'smaller' than they actually are.	Gettin' her some Azn. Hey, where are those hands going?	Peace out!
The issue of Japanese Playboy that Magibon appeared in. Note that cover model Suzanne is way, way hotter.	A collage of... stuff.	"Spent a good two hours"!	Moonspeak.
"Mysterious cute girl."	Yeesh...