GoddessMillenia
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
GoddessMillenia, like most girls who use "Goddess" in their screen names, is a not-so-secret internet fatty and/or an even fatter feminazi bull dyke attention whore. She is far past her childish desire to ravish Sonic the Hedgehog or Frieza with her filthy, blubbering vagoo, and has moved onto having an unnecessarily unhealthy addiction with some Legacy of Kain characters. At a young age, she has far surpassed even Final Fantasy VII fans in her fanatical devotion to a gay pairing that never once appears in her chosen canon. She is secure in the righteousness of her convictions, though, because we are all idiot homophobes who need to be told the TruFax by a 16 year old girl who is too stupid to spell "millennia" right.
The Moron
Once upon a time, GoddessMillenia's mother died from cancer of the blood, whatever that is, although everyone knows she probably died after seeing her daugh[mons]ter's face. Millie wrestled with her grief, but since yuri is icky, she turned to the video game "Legacy of Kain" to satiate her fetish and redirect it into more socially acceptable channels. Being easily manipulated by game designers who understand the psychology of the weeaboo, she found the evil bishie Raziel hot, and decided to pair him up with the game's main character, Kain. Afterwords, she found more retarded Legacy of Kain yaoi fans who shared her love for vampire-necrophilia goodness, and continued with their support to express her love for corpses.
Did you know...?
- Her "love" is "Lord Frieza" from Dragonball Z. Apparently she has a thing for giant foreheads.
- Her former "love" was Sonic the Hedgehog. Yeah, foreheads.
- She claims to be bisexual and knows a pretty girl when she sees one.
- Her website includes a Fan Stuff page. Notice that it's empty.
- She gets defensive if you tell her that she is jealous of a video game character. No really.
- She claims that she has a Japanese friend. One hopes that actual Japanese people are smarter than this, but then again, who knows?
- She supports Ryoko/Ayeka.
- One of her fans is a13 year old boy. Go figure.
- She loves The Phantom of the Opera, featuring that fag from 300 and Emmy Rossum. Further proof that she is made of fail.
- She goes by the alias Dr. Rockso and poses as a Rock and Roll clown who wears spandex and does cocaine. Her retarded performance earned her a cameo appearance in Adult Swim's Metalocalypse. Funny how she's more tolerable as a coke-snorting clown then she is in real life. FACT: You can see her junk through her jumpsuit.
- She is lesbian-lovers with SpardaKitten, who is a catgirl carbon copy of Millie with artwork that is just as shitty, if not worse.
I Have Friends So Don't Pick On Me
If you finally decide that arguing with this delusional whore is not worth your time, and you block her, she has her friends do her dirty work for her. Mind you, her "legion" of friends consists of DJRaziel127 and Derpaviangott, both of whom fail at trolling. This is top-shelf, A+ material for them:
| —DJRaziel127 |
Ouch.
DevianTARDation
Alas, GoddessMillenia is not as loved as she might hope. Recently, a flood of fellow DevianTARTlets have been calling her on her *sniff* bullshit!
She is no longer just getting rave reviews on DA, despite her arguments to the contrary:
| —GoddessMillenia, irony's bitch |
She also used the stellar defense of telling people to get off her page, which everyone just ignored. A few have even cited this page as the reason they found her:
| —Gives you a warm lulzy feeling, doesn't it? |
| —GoddessMillenia, it must be opposite day. |
The comments got to be so numerous she could no longer queef out butthurt responses to every comment, despite having so many "wathers".
| —GM, she's wathing you... |
This ended in a troll spamming her page, in the tried and true ED fashion, and the probable banhammering of everyone involved in the lulz. The flame warz continued on into the horizon until she just got tired and deleted all pwnage and put this shit up.
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Moar recently, GM joined the Noble cause, The Anti-ED-Club. Despite the fact that it was the kind of shit Millenia generally goes for, she only showed up to tl;dr rant about how meny ppl on teh intranets r h8ers, like wtf? and leave. And adding to the general grossness that is her being, she showed support for anthro art. Like many others joining the club, she was only there to show how not butthurt she was by joining an anti-club.
Unfortunately, the club was banned by DA admins. riding down from Trolldin to hand down their mighty can of whoopass, leaving Millie struggling to find new stalking grounds.
Recently, the crappage has started back up again as actual artists from DA have been pwning her. Since they are actual artists that don't draw yaoi fanshit, she's dragging out the ol' "if you don't like my work you're a dumbass h8er" bullshit. There are some epic examples of millie getting her ass handed to her by these people, such as:
| —Millie, not only AZN but an oxymoron |
| —Millie, no one believes you. |
| —Millie, assuming trolls have hearts |
The lulziest conversations can be found here here here here and here.
A very nice but tl;dr rant here
Recently, some /b/tard has decided to make it his personal goal to help make Millie into an hero.
Y!Gallery
After a lull in lulz, a magical treasure chest left behind by ancient jew scholars showed that not only did fattycakes have a DA gallery full of shit art, she also had a Y!Gallery of shit art!
Naturally, a quick search of the profile turned up everything that is wrong in this world, including a pro Stewie/Brian club membership. The gallery contains some new work, which somehow manages to be worse than the shit she turns out on DA.
The Lulz
Some random dude took this article to heart and spammed her shitty guestbook with ein fünfzig-Führer for the lulz. She promptly banned his IP address, remaining woefully ignorant that IP addresses can be changed.
You can spot Millie e-stalking her enemies on JewTube, having her friends delete all comments so she can triumph for great justice. In the process, she spews out some hilarious YouTube tantrums, such as this one:
| —Millie, displaying the compassion that is her trademark. |
She was recently pwned by someone giving a surprisingly accurate description of this article, calling Millie on her childish bullshit. Her comment was promptly and thoughtfully deleted, but replaced with another user's, saying nearly the same thing.
| —LauraOrganaSolo, pwning for the team |
Millie employed her old tactic of following and harassing people to their own page, all while screaming"stop harassing me!"
| —Millie, forgetting that most of the gay Nazis were killed in the SA purge. |
She has also taken up the pastime of rewriting history, because any source of history (that isn't German) will tell you that Hitler wanted all but the master race to die. He wanted to exterminate blacks, gays, Gypsies, Jews, all kinds of ill shit, but he was only really successful mit den Juden, and even then he killed off people who were maybe third-generation Jews. Hitler was just doing it for the lulz, which we'll all agree is admirable, and Millie is doing it for the anti-lulz, which makes her an excellent candidate for a retroactive abortion.
Proving how much of a Cunt she really is
| —Deviantard, on a photo of Millie |
The fight against the Lulz begins
Millie says that "creating an article on a parody website isn't going to effect anybody." In an effort to show just how much she doesn't care, she created a parody of an ED article, which failed it hard because you can't attack ED while claiming not to care about it, dumbass. She also sent her boyfriend DJRaziel127 to try to baleet it, but naturally he failed. He then got on IRC and whined and cried about how his girlfriend's artwork was copyrighted and that ED would be sued. In the course of the Internet trial, ED's e-detectives discovered an HUEG cache of copyrighted artwork from both Funimation and Eidos on her website, including lots and lots of screenshots, none of which had copyright acknowledgments. Surprise surprise, Millie is a liar and a corporate whore.
Recently, after e-stalking one of her many enemies from video to video, she released a shit-storm on one of her friend's YouTube pages. After queefing out paragraph after paragraph of childlike taunts and butthurt, she just got a friend to baleet it all. She also had her friends come to ED in order to pwn her mortal enemies, but they ultimately failed and provided the site with more lulz.
Fanfiction and Fanart
Because she's such a sick fuck, Millie often daydreams about Hitler and Michael Jackson having buttsex, sex changes, STDs, and the ever-popular rape. This is an example of her best work:
Once upon a time, there was a well known Whore by the name of RoseDincht who had a sex change at age 9. Her father, Adolf Hitler, touched her and sexually abused her. Her mother, Micheal Jackson, paid for her sex change. He thought it would be good to have a son instead of a daughter. So, she now has a pair of balls and a penis. RoseDincht tried to not show that she was a male, but was hard. All those short skirts her mother, Micheal, bought her showed everything. In about 26 years into the future, She will die of every sexually transmitted diseases from all those men she had sex with because she was to awful to be on welfare and was unemployable. That will be the happiest day for people better then RoseDincht. (pretty much everyone) hurray. she will die!
Gallery of FAIL
 Sweaters? On a hedgehog? |
 Dear god, where's his other hand? |
 Ooooh, artistry. |
 Yeah, vampires celebrate Christmas. |
 Vampires. On SKATEBOARDS. Still think she's a real fan? |
 Notice the lack of surface under either body. Notice lopsided tits. Notice total lack of drawing skill and originality. |
 Fact: Amy Hennig, creator of Legacy of Kain, committed suicide when she saw this. |
 Yeah, but can she stick it up her ass? |
 This is supposed to be Kain lounging. Not visible: the soul reaver. |
Views Held by GoddessMillenia
- If the creators of the game did not say that Kain/Raziel is canon, they are wrong.
- If it didn't really happen in canon, then it was meant to be.
- Being friends means "ganging" up on one of her many enemies.
- Something happening to someone else makes you the victim.
- Making other people the victim makes you the victim.
- Straight pairings are icky.
- You have to be bisexual to know what tits look like.
- Two dead guys is teh sex.
- Anyone who disagrees with you is fucking ignorant.
- The only true pairing is the one you make up.
- Haruka/Usagi from Sailor Moon are canon. srsly.
- If you make fun of yaoi in a fanfiction, or say that you hate any of the games in the series, then you are on drugs.
- If you do drugs/alcohol, you are not a TRUE fan of Legacy of Kain
- If you keep that cabbage comin', she'll get you what you want, the way you want it.
- "Calling it quits" means "I'm going to get my puppets to go after you, but fail like the internet tough guys we are."
- If you don't like her vampire yaoi, then you are a homophobe and you don't support the gays. So cancel your PFLAG membership, you lying hypocrite.
- Buttsecks is so fuckin' romantic.
- Joining ED to edit an article about yourself means that you don't care what it says.
- ED is Hypocritical and Hypocritical, like most words, is a Proper Noun, as is Yaoi.
- Incest was the only way to go in the olden days.
- Baleeting an ED article the second time around will work.
- Someone using the same kind of phrasing you do means that that person is your cockpuppet, even if you have better things to do than make fake accounts and troll her.
- It is in no way hypocritical for her to do the same thing.
- 72 million is close to a billion.
- Hitler died alone (and Eva Braun is just made up).
- She is a better artist than "Pacasso" who was apparently unable to draw proportionally[1]
- Legacy of Kain was about religion and romance, a swashbuckling, KainAIDs-filled adventure.
- RoseDincht is the cause for all suffering in the world.
- If she makes it, it's a typo. If you make it, you're retarded.
- The more friends you have on DeviantART, the better your art is.
- Being a friend of RoseDincht means you're immature and must be banned
- Every day is opposite day.
- Asheville, NC is the second gayest city in America.
- Constructive criticism is the work of a troll.
- The Legacy of Kain fandom began in 2003, when Defiance was released. Nevermind the fact that the first game of the series, Blood Omen, was released about a decade ago.
- Vorador would choose his dead father who's hidden in the basement over a harem of living, breathing, naked chicks.
- If you like yuri more than you like yaoi, you're a dumb, dirty, dyke.
- If you agree with her, you are frendz 4 life.
At the end of some long, bloody struggle
FACT: RoseDincht is unaware that she is fighting with Amy Lee, Utada Hikaru, or those two faggots from X-Play on the Internet.
In a final act of butthurt, Millie finally called it quits. Though this was The End, DJRaziel immediately began to edit this page only two days after the whole drama supposedly concluded. So much for not being affected by an article on a parody site.
Even after DJRaztampon was sent scuttling back to his mommy, further lulz were endangered by two users, Violet and someone stealing Rosedincht's screen name. Their reaction to this article was to Delete fucking everything, so it is safe to assume they were either sockpuppets or Millie herself. Inevitably, they failed, leaving the rest of us with lollergasms as we reverted all changes made.
Priceless Quotes
Butthurt Bitch
In a final effort to end the contest of how mature she really was, and to show how ED didn't really matter, GoddessCuntpunch joined ED and tried to baleet her own page (along with another cockpuppet). Violet was GM's user id, and Rosedincht(obviously not the real one) is either one of her "friends" or GM herself. Because nothing says "higher ground" more than trying to silence all detractors.
These are comments taken piping hot directly from GM's own talk page, where Violet(clever pseud, ass) felt the need to respond to some of the comments.
| —GoddessMillenia, master of disguise. |
Yes, folks, she is defending herself by vandalizing a page that doesn't even matter to her or anyone else. There should be a picture of her in the dictionary next to "Irony, usage of,".
| —Gooddess-oops, I mean Violet, on where she gets her inspiration |
Yes, time for a History Leason, folks. Gay Jews were in fact tortured by gay Nazis, who made them strip and shove a soul reaver up their asses. Because every facist regime is totally cool about the gay thing.
| — Godd-Vi-Fuck it, rambling like an old hillbilly. |
Um... no idea what this one's about, folks. Honestly, what the fuck?
Since those two userpages were spammed into the ground, GM made another user page by the name of Destiny. Apparently the little lolcow hadn't had enough yet.
| —GoddessMillenia, just plain asking for it. |
Now, Millie, when did we say we didn't care? We care very much about our little lolcow that brings the drama every time without fail, and her little enablers, too. We're even willing to overlook the fact that you joined under two different accounts, something you accuse Mizgriz of fairly often, and the fact that a college graduate's IQ varies from person to person.
Just keep the lulz comin'. Oh, and stop spamming your talk page, it makes you look like even more of an idiot.
Of course the actual account of what went on will be convoluted as GoddessButthurt felt free to stick her comments in anywhere, without a date, to make it seem like she was a comeback champ. Which failed, of course.
What followed was an epic flame-fest that ended in Destiny trying to baleet this article and the talk page. All together now: YOU CAN'T JUST DELETE AN ED ARTICLE, BUTTHURT BITCH!
After trying and failing to argue her stupid-ass points, she then fell to accusing everyone of being Rosedincht, her archnemesis. She failed to grasp the fact than more than one person thinks she is an idiot.
Then she began editing in earnest, trying to put in witty comebacks where there hadn't been any and erase opposing arguments. By this time, a few ED agents were on to her and roundly blocked her every time. She then stopped for a while, perhaps trying to lull those watching into a false sense of security.
Then she tried the old BLANKING IN PROGRESS bit that never works. Nothing else on ED so far from ButthurtMillenia, perhaps she has thoroughly learnt her lesson. Or perhaps she's flaming someone on Jewtube. Yep, that's it.
In any case, we can only wait and see what she will try next. Another identity? A flame war on DA? Showing up and whining about copyright infringement again?
Fucktardation
Evidence gathered from various sources indicates that GoddessMillenia suffers from an extreme level of fucktarditude that makes many other DevianTARTlets pale in comparison.
| —Millie, knoes how too spel. |
While she may claim to be 19 and in college, various comments she has made indicate she is, in fact, a fucking liar.
| —lulz. |
She claims to be taking art, but research of the college she named shows it is in fact a tech school. When she makes comments so fucktarded even she knows she can't get away with it, she blames her teachers.
| —PM chat entry, also lulz. |
Given the fact that no self-respecting professor would encourage such bullshit, it follows that she is, in fact, a 16 year old girl.
| —Millie, raeping history as usual. |
Much of the facts she cites during an argument later turn out to be stuff she just pulled out of her ass, with a little help from her friends. She is also a crusader for the rights of teh gays, especially undead guys, and she hates christians like all the cool kids do. The combination of extreme fucktardation and inability to know when to stop makes for an extremely lulzy time.
| —Millie, who Apparently never took An art Class. |
No it can't.
| —Millie, on all of her for real friends. |
| —Millie, making perfect sense. |
Millie being a fucktard.
lolDrama
Some time around last Thursday Millie was confronted with EDiot JackHawkins(SrslyNotJesus) who fucked her shit up rather nicely, managing to avoid the banhammer in the process and still getting away with plenty of lulz at the poor heifer's expense.
It began when he posted a TL;DR comment on her page confronting her ridiculous claims. Being the intelligent and well thought out individual that she is she responded in a fashion that reflected on her intelligence. By bitching him out incoherently.
| —GoddessMillenia, being fucking batshit insane in her initial response to Hawkins. |
The Drama continued when the fight was brought to the EDiot's page. Like any good lolcow should, she proceeded to make a load of batshit crazy TL;DR arguements defending her dumbassery. All of these, ahem, Brilliant Rebuttals, are preserved on the page(albeit hidden due to the fact that her shit took up too much space) and just waiting to be screencap'd.
| —GoddessMillenia, on Kain and Razzy's realationship. |
| —GoddessMillenia, still clearly not butthurt about ED... |
| —GoddessMillenia, after saying "oh noes, ppl who downlod photoshop get jailed, its illegal". Ass. |
An Hero?
A quick scan of her DevianTART page and Jewtube reveals that Millie has not been online since about late September. Now, IMHO, that could mean one of two things:
- GoddessMillenia has abandoned her lolcow ways and learned to take it like a man, or(far more likely)
- She has done the right thing and removed her fugly white trash ass from the internets forevar!!!111one
Either way, good folk can now enjoy a break from her eye-raeping art and shitty fiction and get back to what's really important. Nope, even on the internets, you don't get a break. Millie's back, and she's hiding all her lulzy comments again. Not to mention this forum topic.
But wait? What's this? Millie has been dramouted!
| —GoddessMillennia, they don't make hugboxes big enough. |
Yes that's right, Krissyangel, a pro-Millenia troll is really Millie herself! This comes as a shock to noone, because Krissyangel is one of the few DevianTARTs more retarded than GM herself.
GM says, in short, that ED was right and that she is retiring to work on her artistic skilz, no longer clogging up the tubes with her rule 34.
| —GoddessMillennia, doing the right thing. |
Even her pathetic friends attempted to defend her by hacking her DA page and sending out comments. This is just another fumble in the lifelong abortion that is Millie's life.
| —Lies, lies, and more lies. |
But apparently she is in fact made of lies, because she has moved on to a new DA account, Blackflame95(troll accordingly). She insists that OMG it isn't her u gaiz, but after three minutes of reading her dumbass comments, the truth comes out.
| —"Blackflame", even running cannot save you. |
JUST KIDDING GAIZ
Millie had yet another Jewtube shit fit sometime last Thursday. A few months ago, someone posted a comment on this piece of shit pointing out that Kain and Raziel can't have babies. Millie proceeded to get butthurt and did her usual spiel. She was promptly pwned.
 You mean there's more to love than just sex?! |
 Silly Millie, we know there's a difference between being sterile and being a fucking tranny. |
 LOLWUT |
 NO U |
 Using her fanfiction to prove that LoK Mpreg is possible. Instant fail. |
If you see her doing any more lulzy things, cap that shit, or precious lulz may be lost forever.
EDIT - She's back again. No real lulz at the moment but at least it confirms that she's not an hero just yet. Plus she dropped some more true gems, such as:
I love how extremely ignorant fucks think that only words that can be capitalized are at the beginning of a sentence and pronouns. I also absolutely adore how people deny that they aren't hypocritical homophobes, yet don't hesitate to call someone a 'fucking faggot'. Well it's been fun, perhaps a little too fun. However as previously mentioned by others, your childish, immature, and ineffective insults are beginning to bore me.
MOAR FUCKTARDERY
She's returned to dA AGAIN. She is, of course, continuing to be a fucktard about everything from the correct British English spelling of "colour" to, of course, her favorite yaoi pairing. If you see anything, cap that shit and add it to this gallery:
 Actually, they do, you know, flirt and stuff. |
 Canon does not forgive. |
 It's nice when people tell the truth. |
 Proving that there's no way she's 20. |
 You mean there's more to dA than fantards? |
 Millie fails at saving face. |
 CITATION NEEDED. |
 Millie does not believe in the land of imagination. |
Also worth noting: she has a FAQ Page on her website that's loaded with more priceless quotes. One of these gems happens to be the following:
| —GoddessMillennia, on hypocrisy |
| —GoddessMillennia, missing the subtlety of metaphors |
| —GoddessMillennia, not realizing that this would make her 20. |
| —GoddessMillennia, on accomplishments |
| —GoddessMillennia, not realizing that "technical colleges" aren't named so because of their abundance of CSIII students |
| —GoddessMillennia, asking for it. Hard. |
| —GoddessMillennia, lying |
| —GoddessMillennia, contradicting herself |
Breaking News - Millie is posting Sonic shit now!
FROM THE ICU!
| —GoddessMillennia, staring death down with the latest, most cutting edge technology. |
In June 2008, a relatively sane Legacy of Kain fangirl tried to confront GoddessDelusional with quotes from an interview with one of the game series' creators denouncing any potential for Raziel's sex life (Game Informer asked "Is there a lucky lady in Raziel's future?" and director Amy Hennig answered "I don't know how lucky she'd be - Raziel's jaw isn't the only thing that got burned off in the vortex.").
Millie's response? To hide the comment.
The same thing happened when someone posted an interview with Sailor Moon creator Naoko Takeuchi confirmed that Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune were lesbos, in spite of Millie's insistence that Sailor Uranus had some kind of relationship with Sailor Moon.
See Also
- Loser
- Legacy of Kain
- Necrophilia
- Derpaviangott
- DJRaziel
- Hitler
- Bishie syndrome
- Akane
- PM Log
- Another PM Log
- Arbchat Logs
- MOAR Arbchat
External Links
- Her Myspace Last login was in 2008
- Her website
- Her guestbook
- Her YouTube page
- Her deviantART page <She no longer updates
- Her Y!Gallery page
Moar lulzPage was deleted.- One of her many cockpuppets
- Moar flaming on Jewtube. She's azn, guys!!!1
- Topic About Her Art in the LoK Community. Much lulz.
- Her updates page, summary: BAAAAAAWWWW!
- Some retarded animation video that she faps to. Lots of drama and lulz ahead.
- An AMV in her "honor"
- Her FAQ Page
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