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Goddess Bunny

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IMMA HAUNTIN YER DREAMS
IMMA HAUNTIN YER DREAMS
Scoring a production deal?
Scoring a production deal?
Watch the runways for this hottie next spring!
Watch the runways for this hottie next spring!

The Goddess Bunny, or Sandie Crisp as s/he is known, is one of the more disturbing non-pornographic video stars on the internets, because s/he looks like a mix between a holocaust victim and Britney Spears due to being stricken by polio as a child.

Sandie is actually a guy - his real name is Johnnie Baima. It is interesting to note that Sandie/Johnnie is a transvestite, not a transsexual - this means he has a penis and wants to keep it.

Sandie became a minor internet celebrity by appearing in this video and the band Punk Bunny's video WaterSports. More notable was her appearance in Marilyn Manson's Dope Show video, as an object of sexual affection for Manson and crew. Sandie also appeared in a Carrie Fisher movie called "Hollywood Vice Squad".


The Documentary

Some retard decided he wanted to make a documentary about this thing, consisting mostly of archival footage and an interview; in which Sandie revealed that she/he/whatthefuckever it is/wants to be was loved in the ass & mouth repeatedly throughout childhood, including once in a van.

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