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Gorean
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
If there's any pathological subculture worse than the Furries or the Koreans, it's the Goreans.
Goreans are sexual perverts who base their paraphilia around a series of sic-fi/fantasy books by John Norman. Despite the fact Norman's prose makes L. Ron Hubbard read like Shakespeare, Goreans treat his pap like sacred writ. They do their best to live a lifestyle true to the Gorean ideal: doing fierce battle, flying around on winged lizards, and reducing women to a level of subservience impossible in actual slavery. All this while living in their parent's basement.
Unlike LARPers or simple BDSM nuts, Goreans are so deeply immersed in their fantasy lives that they no longer believe they live on Earth. Furries eventually take their costumes off. Tabletop RPer's eventually run out of Mountain Dew and chips. But Goreans never leave their sacred homeworld to wash the dishes or see a movie.
The level of fantasy identification Goreans exhibit is truly stunning. The typical protagonist of a Gor novel is a six foot four, heavily muscled, well-endowed barbarian. Imagine the exact opposite of that and you have the typical Gorean: a short, pale, emaciated dweeb with serious mommy issues. The reality of their lives is so miserable that their escape into fantasy is total, and speaking to a Gorean is akin to communicating with a delusional schizophrenic. Unfortunately there are no pills to fix them.
Goreans usually come in pairs. For every skinny, agoraphobic lunatic there is a fat, psychotic fangirl desperate for a boyfriend. The existence of these couples makes a great argument for forced eugenics.
After writing 23 or so Gor books, John Norman has announced he's quitting. This was probably after meeting his first Gorean at a con.
Because of their lack of a real one many Goreans can be found in Second Life.
[edit] Goreans on Second Life
Being the unlimited world of faggotry it is, Goreans have followed furfaggots into the game to pursue that which they will never accomplish. As previously said, Goreans try their hardest to live in their fantasy world, straining their muscles to resemble a constipated homosexual. As with furries, the internets allowed Goreans to interact with each other, waving their 12" monster dongs at slave women.
Gorean sims are well-built, it's no joke that their schizophrenic imaginations allow them to create such huge structures. Most of the textures are stolen, and shooped to fit the buildings. In Second Life, a simulator (fun-to-crash pieces of land) may be purchased via Linden Labs' Jew gold. A sim costs a whopping 1,675 JEW S dollars, and a monthly upkeep fee of 295 Jew S dollars. Considering that Goreans are basement trolls, it is a baffling idea to understand where they get this money.
Sims that belong to Goreans are often inhabited by users that are away, which means they are free to rape as desired. The sims at least have one admin online at all times, and they most likely are shopping for bondage equipment in another location which means these faggot sims are easily trolled and crashed. FYI: "The First Sword" often describing the penis of the sim's token Jew, is an admin. PN should take note to this to avoid being B&.
[edit] Goreans and Global Warming
Many Goreans are also staunch believers in Earth's rising temperature, following in the footsteps of President Albert Gore Esq. III.
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