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Goth Chat City

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Oh, the pathos of Gothdom.
Oh, the pathos of Gothdom.

Goth Chat City and its affiliates are chatrooms that cater to goths, juggalos, emo kids, gay emo kids, wiccans, pagans, and any other type of douchebag you can think of.

Regulars:

  • Swordsman_of_Sin- "One douche to lead them all"- A pock faced acne prone male chauvinist who likes to be tough guy and talks about how good he is at banging all the nasty skanky chicks in the chat room. "Pete" also likes to brag about how he chloroforms girls and rapes their unconscious bodies. If you tell him he has a tiny dick and sucks in bed, the room with explode.
  • WarpedNTwiztid - Fat fuck
  • Clownishere - stereotypical juggalo cunt
  • FuckOffHippy - "punk" skinhead
  • ShelbyMosesFace - cumdumpster
  • KataraRose - Mod, fuzz bumper, and all around asswipe. You can troll her all night if you have skill. Subtlety is key, so she wont pick up on it quickly enough to ban you, or actually dispute your shitty argument. By far the stupidest of mods.
  • RedBull - see KataraRose (actually has "power")
  • xxpainslut09xx - fat fuck that will show tits when asked
  • hunter19 - tough guy who happens to suck copious amounts of cock. IRL he's really a pussy, and thinks he can sue for slander because someone wrote about him on ED. Hates it when you hit on his fat internet girlfriend notworthit1991 aka "Mandi". Always threatens that his uncle is a FED or some shit, and that hes going to get his lawyer and "sew" you all the way from Australia.
  • jakejrock - Pedophile who likes to brag about touching 2 year old girls in their no-no parts. Loves being asked about it, and responds politely. A true sick fuck.

Pedos Lurking at Gothchatcity

Check out that pedosmile
Check out that pedosmile

On September 15, 2009, A Bryan Confere was arrested in Boston, en route to Southie, looking to score with unsuspecting lolis. When pulled over, he stated "I did it for the lulz". He was then Tazed repeatedly. Many should have seen this coming, as his VampireFreaks account is full of underage female friends. Check it out. PROTIP: He shits bricks when you use the :analsex emoticon in reference to dropping the soap.

Trolling

Trolling Goth Chat City, Emo Chat City, Wiccan Chat City, whatever, is relatively easy, no mod has IP ban power, so you can log out and log right back in. This should be considered level 1 for trolls, as its users are dumb fucks, and have most likely never been trolled before.

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