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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
In today's mixed up world Lolita isn't just a term for a young girl who wants it bad, the word has been haphazardly applied to the most weeaboo fashion style this side of wearing a kimono in public. Be it misty eyed maidens, honest to god lolis, or Gwen Stefani, Lolita fashion has taken the internets by storm. A storm of cheap lace.
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[edit] The Glorious History of Lolita-Chans
At least 10 years ago, Japan had a serious problem with keeping girls virgins until they hit the age of 14 which is the socially appropriate time to shove 3 dildos up their young asses while shoving a bottle of beer up their pussy. A secret police force of women was assembled to distract deviants (and of course Pedobear) who might rape girls before their time, their uniform that of victorian baby clothes since all Japanese women look like 16-year-old girls anyways. This program was a great success and provided much hentai for all of the world to enjoy.
However one dark day, a faggery-daggery-doo guitarist named Mana took the uniform of this mighty female task force and exploited it to save his failing career. He dubbed it the super-ghey name of Elegant Gothic Lolita, forever tarnishing the pedo-licious meaning of the word lolita. Ever since animu like Rozen Maiden fagged it up even further, fatties have been dressing up in lolita fashion, much to the sorrow of our eyes.
[edit] Important Rules for Lolita-Chans
- EVEN IF YOU ARE A SKINNY 14-YEAR-OLD JAPANESE GIRL YOU LOOK FUCKING RETARDED IN LOLITA CLOTHING.
[edit] Super Kawaii Lolita-Chans
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