Graal
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Graal is a fucking retarded Zelda clone where 16 year olds and brazilian fatties go to flame the fuck out of each other while paused on a world that totally copyright bitchslaps Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past by stealing its tileset and recoloring it, even though the staff members say that it is a C++ re-creation of Link to the Past. No, seriously, Nintendo got Rage and threatened to lawyer the fuck out of Stefan back when the game was called Zelda Online.
Sometime around 2001, Stefan and his faggot cohort Unixmad had the brilliant idea to start charging people a subscription fee for a new RP oriented server, which included a one-time fee for access to the Zelda Ripoff Classic servers. The income at first was slow, because most 15 year old kids will have a hard time trying to convince them to pay 20 bucks for a copy of Zelda when they already own it on Super Nintendo.
Around the same time, a bunch of crybabies got together and wadded their collective panties into a bunch and raged against the French machine. Except for Viper, who DDoS'ed the shit out of the game a few times and that Matriark dude who successfully grabbed the entire user database complete with passwords and other sensitive info. Most players got scared, hoping Mom and Dad wouldn't notice their checking balance in the red and packed up their balls for Runescape. And that's why quests are still fucking broken on N-Pulse.
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FUKKEN HAX
Because numbers are fucking serious business, most people resort to hacks. Some players are subtle in their efforts to maintain a super hardcore eRep, others just like to make players shit bricks by spawning 200 trees in whatever level people are idle in. Seriously, everyone fucking uses a hack. Get one and use it. DO IT FAGGOT.
In recent years, the client has been more secure. At one point, it was possible to save a level, go into the editor, load a script, reconnect, and cause massive butthurt as your script would load for everyone in the level.
You can get new hacks @ graalhack.com
ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL
Some people just aren't content with swinging swords and throwing fireballs and bombs at other players in an attempt to make them smash their F key. Between color editing gokuhead922.png and making unique event scripts, some players actually create themed servers. Too bad all of them are essentially the same fucking thing with a few fancy-pants weapons and EVENTS! Most of which are essentially variations on "kill other people."
- Era, a gang-themed server with guns and explosions. Because Zelda was a classic in every Compton youth's collection.
- N-Pulse. Hahahahaha nobody goes there anymore.
- Unholy Nation, N-Pulse's retarded yet popular cousin.
- Valikorlia. I roll 2d12 to hit you fo- UNPAUSE YOU FUCKING NOOB OMG
How to troll players
Use your NPCWS. Never use your sword. If someone demands a spar, hit them with a Cyclone Spin. If you kill someone, hide in water when they come back. Heal too. Use Ctrl+F and pause a lot during a fight. Ask them if they even know who the Gravediggaz are. Call them a noob in Mass PM. Drop money on a paused player. Cyber a GP then post the logs.
Essentially, dangle your cock in the air and some gullible faggot will bite. Bonus points if he rages first in Mass PM or toall.
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