Grape Lady
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Grape Lady incident took place during a grape stomping competition in a no-name podunk town in the US of A. The two participants (let's call them Bitch A and Bitch B) started competing in a 30 second round on top of a wooden platform. Bitch A got really sneaky at the 25 second mark and told Bitch B to stop stomping; once she had, Bitch A began to stomp like it was the end of world as we know it in order to get an extra edge. Bitch B kept her cool, but Bitch A lost control of her fat ass, plunged forward and fell 5 feet on to the ground flat on her face. What happened during the next 20 seconds is summarized below:
Bitch A: Ow .. Oowww Owwww Owwwwwwwwww Owaaah! Oh, stop, stop, Ow Owwwww Owwwwwwwwwww!
(At this point Bitch B got off the platform and started kicking the other bitch in question right in the guts for trying to cheat.)
Bitch A: Stop! I can't breathe!
(However, Bitch B was super pumped, and continued bitchkicking her to oblivion.)
Bitch A: Ow ... Oowwww Owwwwwwwwwwwww Owaaah! Ow ... Oowwww Owwwwwwwwwwwww Owaaah! Ow ... Oowwww Owwwwwwwwwwwww Owaaah! I can't breathe!
Unconcerned Reporter: Wow, looks like she's hurt. We'll get back to her later. The show must go on!
[edit] Pictorial Storyboard
 Time's... |
 UP!!! |
 Grape Lady decides to cheat. |
 Smirking, Grape Lady steps down, assured of her victory |
 Grape Lady plunges to her doom, and to great e-fame |
 The after-effects of cheating. Blood begins pooling from all orifices. |
 For severely injuring herself, Grape Lady gets looks of deepest concern from the kindly reporters. |
