Greatexpectations320
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| Read Redsportscar321's lulzy arbchat about this article for great justice. |
David "greatexpectations320" Torok is the type of person that Encyclopedia Dramatica was made for. His videos and hurt ego proved that he is a wannabe emo, some preteen jew who doesn't know what he's talking about, and has FangXXV's's cock so far up his mouth that it's giving him microphone problems in his game, and is just another unfunny 13 year old youtube user who reviews 20 year old NES games that no one cares about. By embarrassing the video game community on a scale that wouldn't be emulated until Chadwardenn, he got PWNED by anyone of any sex, age, race, or creed within a 50 mile radius of an internet connection.
David "greatexpectations320" Torok has only a handful of fans (two, who have their own articles below), yet that's moar than enough to make him think that he's super popular and funny, therefore making him serious business. Greatexpectations320 thinks that the FBI is willing to stop fighting terrorists and drug smugglers and instead go hunt the mean people on the internet who make fun of him.
No one knows what foul act made greatexpectations320. Whatever the reason, greatexpectations320 is the physical avatar of unfunny and the cancer that is unfunny videos on all public video sharing sites. GE320's unfunny is like a virus of sorts, spreading to all media of video sharing networks at an alarming rate. Some specuated that David Torok is the result of the lulzkiller taking physical form IRL, only to attack all that is good and lulzworhty from his trailer home.
[edit] According to him
- Star Wars on SNES has cartoony graphics, Star Wars shouldn't be cartoony.
- You have to wait a minute for him to scratch his balls, which is ironic because David was born with a vagina.
- He is funny and not the lulzkiller
- He's not a nerd, because a nerd is somebody with a 99.8 overall average and his is only "87.something".
- He once had a 90.6 average
- He doesn't like to fuckin' study
- He so pwned Johnathon Baxtor by making a shitty video with MS paint and Text-to-speech.
- He
kindafucking sucks at the guitar.
- Fags burn in hell.
- Old Sonic games are VERY VERY HARD!
- Those who say his voice is nerdy should go suck a dick.
- He's not mentally handicapped, but he might have ADHD.
- He takes anal by doctors and sucks sheep cock.
- Megan from Transformers has SOME FINE ASS WYAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO.
- People who are jerks on youtube are either A. High school or college kids with bad grades or B. 40 year olds with no lives, no family, no job. He knows this because his dad told him. It must be true.
- He has a great voice.
- He's not Jewish, but he's Hungarian.
- If you make fun of him he'll report you to the FBI.
- "Dragon Ball Z" hentai is awesome. [3]
- He doesn't wipe his ass after shitting because he's a dirty bastard...
- Girls don't like David (to no one's surprise...)
[edit] Austan
Austan is David's best friend. He is big, dumb, and retarded. He has his own jewtube channel, under the name austan1124 beenDEADmorethanonce or commonly known as "Bigfoot Black". This is believed to be some offshoot reference to niggers, but it's origin may simply come from the fact that Austan is often seen lumbering around like a big hairy doofus in the woods.To show how pathetic he is compared to the human race,Austan writes "PLEASE SUBSCRIBE" in his profile. Austan can be found eating out of garbage cans late at night at his local trailer park.
Some of his favorite activities include:
- Making cameo appearances in Daivd's shiity videos.
- Eating babies
- Eating twinkies
- Eating VHS tapes
- Molesting babies
- Eating
- Making stories
- Molesting babies
- Eating+molesting babies
- Running in circles
- Dancing
- Molesting twinkies
- Eating molested babies
- Molesting half-eaten babies
- Eating
- Eating phones
- Eating food for humans (not often)
- Molesting half-eaten VHS tapes
- Touching himself whilst eating molested babies
- Touching himself with twinkies whilst eating half-eaten molested VHS babies
[edit] Austan's Videos
In Austan's videos, he often features himself talking in front of the camera, his big fat head filling up the screen, while he has a back and forth conversation with himself or a stuffed animal (see furries), while the creaking of his computer chair beneath his immense fat ass threatens to topple him onto the ground. Austan is most well known for his movie reviews (Almost as shitty as David's reviews, not quite) and for his cartoon slideshow movies. His token series, the brother and sister face off, features two horribly drown retards, presumably a male and a female, facing off in "ONE OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE EPIC SLIDE-SHOWS MOVIES EVER MADE". It begins with the two siblings playing an joke of a basketball game, and ends with them in an all out war, blowing eachother to pieces with guns and then playing jump rope. Entertaining. The preview features the cast of characters, including but not limited to:
- Brother(Red)
- Sister(Purple)
- Johnny Knoxville
- Kenny(from Southpark)
- Pepsi
- A Nintendo Wii
- An Xbox360
- That guy from Halo
- The new bond (Who ironically, is actually the old bond)
- Meatwad (greatexpectations320, being a big fan, offered to do the voice for meatwad.)
He also likes to review movies. He recently did a segment where he rates some recent films out of 5 total stars.
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix recieves a 4 out of 5 for quote "being ok, um, I liked it, but uh, it had good plot and stuff, but I didn't read the books but you know, there was an evil lady, and you know, voldemort was a jerk, and good effects."
- Evan Almighty gets a 4 out of 5 for "doing very well explaining what would happen if god told a guy to build an ark in todays world they did well...yeah...well...really well...what else to say..well...good...well...really well..."
The oh so exciting end and well done animation in Austan's story.
- Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer was better than the first so "four stars i mean uh four and a half stars"
- Live Free or Die Hard. "The basic theme is if you piss off the guy and his sidekick you um...what happens? FIVE STARS"
- Bourne Ultimatum: "DAS AN GUD MOVIE I LIEK TAT MOAR THEN I LIEK MUDKIPZ. Five stars"
- I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry: "It's not that I don't agree with the guy, it's that I don't agree with what the gays are doing. 5 stars. oh and I like the chick from seventh heaven." greatexpectations320 would like to add that JESSICA ALBA HAS SOME FINE ASS WOOOOOAOOOAOOHHEYYEEEEEEOOOOO.
- The Simpsons Movie scores 5 stars for "having good animation (In an animated movie? No wai!) and because the characters were well done, maggie was an angry baby and homer got yelled at." AND SPIDER PIG OMGOMGOMGOGMGOM!1!1!1!111!SOFUNY!!!
[edit] Greatexpectations320's Bodyguard/Sexual partner: FangXXV
In order to ensure that Greatexpectations320's AIDS infects youtube and other forms of internets with Anti Lulz,he employes a youtube user by the name of FangXXV,a furry, with syndrome of a down,to flag any videos that contain lulz or otherwise make fun of GE320. FangXXV thinks hes a Internet tough guy with a wolf avatar on his youtube page to show that he means serious business. In reality he has no know-age of lulz or how to write in english and is a basement-dweller that has a menstrual cycle that bleeds drama on the nets. FangXXV sends updates to his slave master Greatexpectations320 on an hourly basis on how he makes sure he "gets those fucking trolls that mock Greatexpectations and his great reviews" FangXXV wants you to know his avatar "its not just agression against gunfever, it shows im a wolf Im a vicious hunter thats preys upon youtube trolls and my enemies" yeah we better not mess with him.Silly Fang, everybody knows you're a perv that wants to yiff the retard in the hockey mask.
FangXXV was suspected to be a front for another GE320 fantard redsportscar321,A moron who thinks that if he stuffs his pale face with pocky sticks and jerks off to Bleach and Transformers,he will become an asian.However the lulzkiller's accomplice has been unmasked as youtube and livevideo user mattyman930.
| — FangXXV hoping somebody will take him seriously |
| —Fang XXV protecting his master from the mean old gunfevers and English teachers |
| —FangXXV obviously knows nothing about ED. |
| —further proof that 40 year old FangXXV wants GE320 all to himself. |
Fang is also a cyber bully who acts angst when hes on the other end and willing to cry foul like a little girl when someone calls him on it. The following quotes are unedited and made by fangXXV or fang on his alt accounts. FangXXV is quick to threaten anyone who hates greatexpectations320 with calling the E-police but yet the quotes below are enough to get fangXXV locked up for criminal conspiracy. (a felony)[4]
| —fang acting tough on the nets again and making death threats |
| — fangXXV saying hes going to kill people by finding their info |
| —fangXXV's response after being asked why he hates gays |
Below is a list of just some of FangXXV's alt accounts in a poor attempt to copy gunfever's way of spamming the internets only to remove WIN that was planted said gunfevers, and replace it with WIN's dreaded enemy: mega-AIDS. Hours of butthurt from David and Austan have made Fang chock full of the AIDS that destroys youtube and left him on a jihad to destroy lulz and freedom from the said tube. These alts make Fang feel that he is an internet tough guy backed up with a crew and that greatexpectations320 is serious business. Please note that unlike the gunfever, Fang is made of 59% Fail and 41% AIDS (gunfevers are made of pure WIN) FangXXV does not do it for the lulz, but to get an erection for further masturbation to meatspin and lemonparty, as well as an inflated sense of unwarranted self-importance.Fang is also into little children, making him arch-rivals with local 4chan meme pedobear.
PROTIP: Flag all of the videos on the channels below, thumbs down their comments,and report their backrground to earn great justice!
FangXXV(removed)
FangXVIIIResurection(removed)
FangXVIIIisChrist(removed)
TheFangSoldier(removed)
FangXVIIIrebirth(banned)
TheFangSoldier(removed)
FangXII(banned)
TheGe320Solder(banned)
TheGe320Soldier(removed)
TheFangSolder(banned)
fuckgunfever(hacked)
- adolph83
- mattyman930 (main account)
| — FangXXV. Silly fang(s) you and GE320 is shit nobody cares about |
| — FangXXV-uh-oh call whine-one-one for a Waaaambulance ASAP! |
| — FangXXV wishing to become an hero and also calling all black people the "N" word |
Fang is also quite the hypocrite. He's puts on his internet tough guy act to utter this statement.
| — FangXXV showing his love for fried chicken |
Well Fang if this is the case then why do you constantly vandalise this article and lose sleep over the fact that people are making fun of your son on the interwebz?
UPDATE: Mattyman930 has a username on ED. Seems like "Fang" wants to vandalize this article some more.
[edit] GE320's sister prisonbreak72020
(Has cock up ass)
Prisonbreak72020 is just another easily entertained 12 year old fangirl who thinks any youtube reviewer of 20 year old games is funny. She also enjoys making shitty AGK videos that no one watches and therefore is serious business.She even tries to vandalize ED pages to great fail like all 12 year olds do.Prisonbreak (or prisonbitch as she likes to be called)is sworn enemies with DectectiveSanchez431,the user who banned GE320 from youtube not once,not twice,but thrice..No matter what prisonbreak72020 says she is in fact a girl.Prisonbreak72020 is one of the only 3 hardcore GE320 fans left after GE320 was slammed in the face with the almighty ban hammer 3 times.As further proof that prsionbreak thinks anyone on youtube is funny and untouchable,prionbreak72020 was shocked and offended that there were pages on ED about her heroes and idols AVGN,Irate gamer, and Chadwardenn. Prisonbreak is a racist too,thinking that if she calls herself black people will think she is tough. Look at the photo of prisonbreak. Clearly prionbreak72020 has never seen a black person in her trailer home, seeing how black people don't look like fat pale 12 year olds with long golden hair.
Prisonbitch recently removed all her videos showing her face and trying to become anonymous and is now denying the videos ever existed
| —Prsionbreak72020 lying about his race to sound tough,because she thinks being black will make you an internet tough guy |
| —Prsionbreak72020 lying about her race again |
| —Prisonbitch believing that her shitty AGK videos are awesome |
| —prisonbreak72020 trying to hide and lying about her age |
| —prisonbreak72020 trying to hide again |
| —prisonbreak72020 clearly has no idea how the Internet works |
| —prisonbitch's idea of bribing David |
[edit] Prisonbreak72020's Epic Fail
After David's recent attempt of another poorly done flame video. This one targeting jewtuber georgesheardexpress9 David's two last remaining supporters on teh tubes have come under fire from George. George sensing the internet hate machine coming to his door has done what any young naive person to the ways of the internets would do. Turn in the twins to famed jewtube pedophile Irish282 honestly thinking hes there to help children.
| —prisonbreak72020 fearing the wraith of the RL pedobear |
If thats true why did prionbreak72020 say this on youtube user gunfeverminion's page?
| —prisonbreak shows his love for young children |
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[edit] "All fags burn in hell so there"
As if there weren't enough reasons to hate greatexpectations320, on yet another bomb of a review of south park greatexpectations320 said in his review "fags burn in hell so there" Rather then apologize for the remark after offending so many people, GE320 would lash out at anyone who disagreed with him about gays (or other races he thinks burn in hell).In one noticeable incident a youtube user asked gratexpectations on his comment box "so all fags burn in hell?" witch David replied "yeah they do" Of course his best friend and father FangXXV would defend him every step of the way and was even quoted "Whats the big deal?Its not like GE320 made fun of a real group of people, god hates gays its in the bible" After a user posted a video on why what GE320 said was hateful ge320 would attack,accuse him of being gay himself, and tell his fanboys to flag the video wrongly.Its was only after being banned three times from youtube and about %97 of his fanbase would leave him (5-7 hardcore fans as opposed to the 250 he had before), would hitler320 breakdown with troll's remorse and claim he did it for the lulz.Of course thats a lie seeing how GE320 saying "I did it for the lulz" is like Hitler saying "I did it for the jews"
| —GE320 shows us his logic |
| —Greatexpectations tells youtube why he hates gays |
[edit] David Torok hates Azns too
After being flamed on a hate video by a jewtube user who's userpage said he was in the U.S. military and stationed in Kusan Airbase in South Korea,David Torok proved everyone on youtube,4chan and ED that he is a ripe lolcow and leaks lulz.He exposed his hatred of Asian people in an attempt to get back at someone.
| —Greatexpectations320 |
Like all of GE320's hate videos,game reviews and comments the insult was smeared with Fail and reaked with anti-lulz.However the insult would expose his racism and later David would show that he hates Jews.
| —greatexpectations320 |
[edit] A history of Epic Fail
A user account by the name of Austan1124 suddenly appeared, and changed the text of every section in this article to "austan is kool check out his page" or "be happy". His work was quickly reversed by one of the ED admins and he ran back to youtube, horribly butthurt and crying. Also, here are some text-based courtroom lulz where several attorneys at lol debated David's case to have this article removed. Greatexpectations320/Arbchat. Nice try greatexpectations, but I think you severely underestimate the power of lol.
Over time greatexpectations320's fanboys attempted to destroy this this page here on ED with the accounts: Nalph Rader,Irategarner,Gunfeversucks,Spam80,XdramaXX,XdramaX,ge320sucksass and Coolmaster9246 (Who were all probably FangXXV) and tried to replace archived lulz with AIDS such as"you have been pwned ED" and "fang runs youtube". Little do they know that their hard work and vandalism has a half-life here on ED of about 10 minutes.Moar proof that 12 year olds and a 40 year old furry who calls himself fang to show youtube how though he is have no idea how the internet works.
prisonbreak72020 tried to troll a famous lulz defender and GE320 basher by the name of DectectiveSanchez431 in the name of GE320's quest of fail with a account on youtube with the moniker of "DectectiveSanchez43I" pretending to be the original.Prisonbreak would then pretend to be a open pediofile on her new alt in a attempt to slander the name of DectectiveSanchez431,only to draw the attention of a 4chan party van to prisonbreak for her actions and words.Nice try but the adults win this round again.[7]
GE320 tried to make a hate video about ED after being banned from youtube and put it up on livevideo,but since no one goes to livevideo no one saw it.[8]
DectectiveSanchez431 (Right,Gold armor) Prepares to slay greatexpectations with the banhammer "Litany of Lulz" as The venerable,holy gunfever troops and depraved,evil fang warbands look on in awe.
[edit] His Videos
David's videos are a hallmark reason why mentally challenged 14 year olds should not be allowed no where near a camera and the interwebz. Watching these for any other reason then milking lulz from a bonified lolcow such as David has been scientifically proved to cause adverse side effects such as cancer and in extream cases mental retardation (see FangXXV and Prisonbitch720720). Other good reasons for watching his videos,
- Cure for insomnia as his incredibly monotone ,boring voice and complete lack of humor will put to sleep even the most hard core caffeinated person faster then listening to that nappy headed homo Bob Ross from the show The Joy of Painting.
- Parenting tool for those parents who have kids that are internet newbs. As a solid lesson in how to not make a fool of yourself in front of the world if you make a video and want to share it.
David's videos run about 10 minutes each, the following formula is used to break down and describe whats jumbled up in each video.
- 1 minute of complete understandable sentences.
- 3 minutes of non understandable sentences.
- 2 minutes of nothing but the words so, um, and, yeah mixed in with the frequent off video topics such as "Hey wanna see my cousin" or "Oh? that noise? thats just Austin foraging for twinkies again"
- 3 minutes of dead silence overlaid with either button mashing if its another lame game review or him scratching his balls if its another lame attack video.
- 1 minute of him looking off into space and around the room with a retarded look on his face.
Below are just a few examples of just how shitty his videos are
Starwars dude!
tribute to the Christians
typical
Watch at 4:17 for ridiculous lulz
[edit] The lulzkiller's path of desecration
A couple videos from greatexpectations320 and austan1124 have suggested they are leaving youtube for sites such as veoh, myspace, and google video. This is due to the fact that there is a rumor that Youtube will be deleting all videos with any copyrighted materials. This means no more of those awesome game reviews! OH TEH NOOES! Austan says he's closing his youtube account on August 23, 2007, and greatexpectations320 is closing his on September 3. God bless you youtube. God bless us all.
A partial backup has been made, and can be found on the YouTube channel ge320backup.
UPDATE:
Recently, David stated that he will not be making any new youtube accounts because he doesn't understand why people are out to get a little kid like him.
[edit] Quotes
| —greatexpectations320 |
| —greatexpectations320 |
| —greatexpectations320 |
| —greatexpectations320 |
| —greatexpectations320, regarding the possibility that youtube may be removing copyrighted materials. The Internet is serious business |
| —greatexpectations320 realy said this |
| —greatexpectations320 |
| —greatexpectations320 |
| —greatexpectations320 showing his hatred of vaginas |
| —Greatexpectations320 in desperate need of a Waaaambulance |
| —The day that greatexpectations320 discovers his coolness will be the day the world ends |
| — Silly David no one wants to visit your trailer trash neighborhood |
| —David Torok and Fat Austan martyring themselves to spread the aids |
| — David being OWN3D by his haters. |
| — It is a known fact that GE320 gets "friends" by throwing topless dance parties where no girls are allowed. |
| — Wow if he's this annoying on the internets I wonder how much of a pain in the ass he is IRL. |
| — Then why type up a big paragraph all about him ya asshole. |
| —lol tubgirl |
| — Then why are YOU giving chickenhead ATTENTION with your lame paragraphs, ya asshole :D |
[edit] War of the internets
Greatexpectations320 after being named "the lulzkiller of youtube" and "The meme smasher" for destroying the dramatic chipmunk in his shitty attack videos. As a result, thousands of haters from across the land were united under one common goal: the slaying of David Torok for the safety of the internet as a whole. Not even the fail milked from his army 12 year olds repel the invinvcible Legion and Greatexpectations320 was ban hammered so hard, the gay hockymask that was a symbol of all that is unlulzy was shattered into millions of pieces IRL. GE320 returned to youtube under the names, "theultimategamer400", "thereturnofGE320", "GE320souljaboy, "ge320ftw," "mandark222," and "punkrockindave." All were quickly deleted leaving FangXXV and his loyalist slaves lost and masterless. As a result of this slaughter, David was left butthurt. His companions, FangXXV and prisonbreak72020, cried out in pain and horror due to the fact that GE320 being banned severed the telekinetic link between the three anuses,Ending their trine of two 12 year olds and a 38 year old.
| — FangXXV crying over how jewtube deleted his master's former account, greatexpectations320. |
It has been reported that David Torok wishes to be hit wuth the BAN HAMMER again by creating the youtube account, punkrockindave. Make sure you do the right thing and continue to flag his shitty videos and channel for great justice! It is a known fact that lulz is harvested from this method so if your not with the lulz your with the terrorists!
[edit] Greatexpectations320 The lulzkiller of LiveVideo
Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and tell you how I became the lulzkiller of a site called Livevideo.
In Jewtube born and raised in the basement is where i spent most of my days. Beating off to hentai, maxin and dancing topless with my family all cool and shootin fail game reviews inside after school.
When a whole lotta guys they were up to no good started making trouble in mah Jewtubes. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "your moving with your auntie and uncle in Livevideo.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "AIDS" and it had Fang in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare but I thought "umm yeah so umm yeah and like ummm yeah", yo homes to Livevideo.
I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie ummm so yeah umm wanna see my cousin? I looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit at my throne as the lulzkiller of Livevideo.
[edit] Greatexpectations320,The aftermath
After being banned countless times from youtube,David Torok has decided to show everybody at youtube that he means business by no longer posting videos.And he means it.Not that anyone gave a shit about Greatexpectations320's shitty videos anyway except for a 12 year old girl and a 40 year old child molester.
| —FangXXV sobbing terribly over this news. |
| —Prisonbreak72020 lolwut? |
| —Greatexpectations320 has just surrendered youtube to military forces at ED |
After being constantly banned and humiliated by the forces of ED, David claims in the following statement that he does not get pissed off when people spam his channel, post hate videos, and give his videos 1 star.
| —Greatexpectations320 on his newest account.If you listen hard enough, you can hear the Waaaambulance in the backround. |
| —Greatexpectations320 |
| —Greatexpectations320,talking to himself |
| —David is also in the planning stage of a N.E.E.D.M.O.A.R.C.O.C.K group. |
GE320 has returned to youtube under the account punkrockindave. Remember to flag his page!
[edit] Gallery
 FangXXV giving birth to greatexpectations320 |
 WATS GOIN ON IN DIS PALCE? |
 FangXXV and redsportscar321 |
 A greatexpectations320 fanboy |
 GE320 in his best cosplay costume |
 Who you gonna call? |
 WHERE?! |
 Nuff said |
 THE AN HERO WANTS MOAR COCK! |
 Candidate for lolcow of the year 2007? |
 Released on Xbox 360, PS3, and N64 - Dave Torok: Penis Hunter |
 Some argue that Greatexpectations is the true identity of the shadowy Lulzkiller |
[edit] A list of GE320's fans
- fangXXV
- Mattyman930
- prisonbreak72020
[edit] External Links:
his jewtubeSent to bantownhis new youtube page flag for great justiceBannedhis newest jewtube FLAG ALL VIDEOS ON THIS PAGE!Banned AGAIN!confirmed to be his new youtube account on the next bus to bantownBANNEDconfirmed to be David's new youtube account!!BANNED!!!his new youtube page dont forget to flagSUSPENDED!his myspaceCLOSEDDavid's newest youtube account of EPIC FAIL!Account Suspended!- Austan's jewtube
- his livevideo account with new videos REPORT VIDEOS
- his veoh
- A handy and helpful link to flag GE320's newest account
[edit] See Also
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