Greek
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Greece is widely known to be the cradle of western civilization (although this can be more accurately attributed to the Mesopotamians & Babylonians et al; about a thousand years, or so, before anything noteworthy from Greece.), homosexuality, pederasty and buttsecks. Greeks (especially philosophers) invented many ED concepts you see here today, such as lulz, Greek superiority to "barbarians", Spartans, your mom, The Odyssey, leetness, and moar (yes, they invented that, too). In france, everybody is a greek.
Being of the country of Greece, or being greasy in general (albeit not as much as those damn Turks).
Also a common name for buttsecks.
The Greek Orthodox church refuses to accept the existence of cows, leading to the Greek belief that everything under the sun should be made from goat milk. Mount Athos is a regular gay-fest, happy camp. No women are allowed.
[edit] Greek history
At least 100 years ago, ancient Greece was divided into several provinces, much like Canadia. The two main provinces were Athens and Sparta. Athenians are most remembered for having been trolled by Socrates, as well as their love of art, philosophy, and gay sex. Spartans are most remembered for love of warfare and more gay sex, particularly sex with little boys. Being faggots, the Spartans actually banned every major occupation which was not directly involved in or beneficial to the military, and being paranoid pussies, they spent quite a bit of time sitting on their well-sculpted yet useless asses, worrying about what their mothers would say if they raped the neighbors. Occasionally the Greeks would take time out from pwning little boys in favor of pwning the Persians, and the Egyptians. The historical record "300" shows the Greeks pwning the Persians during the war of Ninjas vs. Pirates.
This led to much drama and emo tearz from later artists longing to bring back ancient Greece, or at least longing for buttsex.
Greeks may as well have invented furry when they decided to dress up as a horse and pwned Troy.
During the medieval times and untill the late 1800s Greece was a slave of the nasty Turks. They were erased from the existence and constantly raped by those damn Turks untill a few of them used their gay blessings to fight back against those bastards. Greece even lost their little gay island Cyprus against Turks in the modern history.
[edit] Greece today
Even though Greece is still located on the same peninsula next to Italy, recent polls show that at least 90% of USAns believe that the Greeks have died out and that the only ones left are Cindy Margolis and Hercules. W believes it is inhabited by Grecians.
Its also no great secret that modern day Greeks cant drive worth a shit and are probably the worst (right behind Azns) at doing so.
This is what you'd normally see if you go visit Greece..
Or
Notice the amount of anti-lulz surrounding the one thats NOT moving....
See also 300.
