GreenRaeper
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GreenRaeper is a total eccentric, head (mal)administrator of WikiFur, and well known furfag. He's one of those e-heroes that loves waving the banner for all the furries who are weak, helpless, obese and still virgins. He ain't no fucking William Wallace though. Instead of hiding behind shitty facepaint in a blockbuster movie, he likes to crawl behind his grotesque fursona, all the while treating the rest of the 'net like utter trash.
He also likes to claim, probably falsely, to have a close association with King Jimbo of WikiLand, and does not hesitate to use his supposed “friends in high places” to win petty arguments over inconsequential shit, especially on Wikipedia and Wikia — where he is notorious for outing users and exposing them as trolls. One possible reason for this, which has been speculated over more than once, is due to him suffering from an urge to clean up the internets while keeping within Wikipedia's rubbery and flaccid “Choose your own Interpretation” rules via sophisms and quoting irrelevant Jimbo-isms, but the real motivation behind his overbearing need to rub his elite buddies in the faces of those who are unworthy of such famous company is, quite simply, because he is an ostentatious turd. A turd with fur, that is.
[edit] Infuriating mannerisms that GreenRaeper just doesn't get the fucking hint about
GreenRaeper, throughout the cyberwebs, has been noted to have a number of infuriating mannerisms that showcase his patronizing, sycophantic yes-man attitude towards all that is serious business. What a fucktard.
- GreenRaeper, like any internet prick, is liable to use a lot of fucking annoying emoticons rather liberally. And by liberally, it is meant that in any :-) fucking :-) response that he considers total pwnage :-) to :-) your :-) much more sound :-), reasonable :-) argument, he'll use them.
- He openly promotes the idea of a furry closet, in order to make 13 year old boys keep their sexual deviance to themselves. While this is an admirable cause, the occurrence of furries having their lives shattered and other Furcarthyism by being disowned is sharply down.
- GR has a fierce attachment to WikiFur, where he is head administrator. One can use this to provoke a lot condescending arguments and drama, and expose him for the meanie he really is — fyi, it wasn't Miltopia who first started garnering votes. :-).
- GreenRaeper, funnily enough, is also totally and utterly frigid. In #wikifur, his wikia's IRC channel on freenode, he does not permit yiffing at all. Given the normal furry's usual fucklust, one just has to wonder whether he feels any connection with the fandom at all, and isn't simply hanging out with because he has no IRL friends.
- What an attention whoring cunt. GreenRaeper, just like anyone else with a terminal case of unwarranted self-importance and shameless self promotion, feels the animalistic urge to whore out his Wiki. For example, here he decides to link to WikiFur, despite TOW having a vastly better article on LJ, and despite the fact that nobody gives a fuck about which furfag uses what.
- GreenRaeper is also a known pedophile who has a insatiable lust for young boys in fursuits, whom he lures back to his hotel room at conventions, then proceeds to sodomize with a soldering iron for hours on end.
[edit] Gallery
 Yup, I bet this guy's still a virgin |
 He is one sexy bitch |
 Who's the private dick that's the sex machine with all the chicks? |
 Dungeon Master? see comment |
[edit] External Links
- greenraeper
- GreenRaeper on TOW
- GreenRaeper on WikiFur
- GreenRaeper's secret identity: Angela Beesley's husband
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