Grog
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
He is little more than an echo of the schoolyard bullying he received as a child. Trapped in an endless ko, unable to escape the pattern of self, Grog gains only temporary shelter from his existential agony by the infliction of mental pain upon others. We hope this sad, pathetic husk of a human being will one day wake up and begin making amends for everything evil that he has done in his life. Sadly, little could possibly make up for the suffering that he has inflicted upon innocent human beings (most notably his parents who in an act of voluntary slavery pay for this retard's existence). In his next life Grog is destined to be a dog that gets sexually abused by furries.
Grog was quickly and efficiently removed from Bantown by liberal application of the banhammer. jesuitx and weev are contuining active development on Grogv, a bot that randomly spouts one of over 8000 statements collected from IRC logs featuring Grog. Eerily, you cannot tell the difference between it and the real Grog.
[edit] Fun facts about Grog!
- Even Areems is more useful and funny than Grog.
- Grog is universally despised.
- Grog uses extreme frat boy heterosexuality to mask his deep latent homosexuality.
- Grog was permanently removed from the GNAA for being too much of a faggot even for people who gleefully call themselves Gayniggers.
- Grog was glined from buttesnet in more ways than any other malcontent.
- Grog used to be the host of a public access tv show.
- Grog may be a terror leader.
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