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Guitar Hero

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

MORE LIEK GAYTAR QUEERO, AMIRITE?

A typical Guitar Hero player. Notice his fat fingers, and how DDR is crammed into the corner.

Guitar Hero is an unoriginal video game that requires you to glue your eyes to the television and hit the same damn buttons for the next 5 minutes. Guitar hero is the game of choice for all 13 year old boys, as well as emos, punks, stoners, and pedophiles. The only real reason that it's popular is because faggots with Down Syndrome think they are the best guitarist ever. If you see somebody getting 100 percent on expert mode at a Gamestop make sure to troll them by pressing the frets while they're playing or "accidentally" bump the guitar.

Be warned - this game provokes an awful lot of USI, and people boasting about how they got 92% on Through The Fire And Flames.

Soometime last Thursday, it was announced that the next installment would branch out into drums and vocals, possibly in attempt to compete with Rock Band. Yup, nothing says "Guitar Hero" like banging on plastic drums. It also has the ability to record your own songs and send them to others.

Jews are forbidden by their God from playing this game. They must play this game instead.

1 Gameplay
- 1.1 Warning
2 Exemplar
3 Quackadilly
4 Guitar Hero on South Park
5 Guitar Hero on Nintendo DS
6 Gallery
7 External Links

[edit] Gameplay

The idea of the game is to hit colored notes falling down the screen which correspond with guitar sounds in the song you're playing. Star power is implemented by shoving the guitar in your ass and playing notes with your dick. If you can play expert at a decent level it is said you would be able to play a guitar in real life, so long as it's plastic, only has five buttons to hit, no strings, and is hooked up to a gaming system. If it is not anything like the device described above, then you will undoubtedly end up doing it wrong.

[edit] Warning

It's been scientifically proven that becoming good at Guitar Hero will give you the mistaken impression that you have talent. Seriously, it's not a real guitar.

[edit] Exemplar

No exceptions.

A real Guitar Hero.

This douche has obviously never been laid and never seen the light of day.
If the poor sap had actually spent more time playing REAL guitar, rather than Guitar Hero, maybe he would be halfway decent-- maybe. Unfortunately, he lacks teh brane sellz and is clinically stoopid.

An guitar hero's fantasy.

[edit] Quackadilly

Quackadildo THE Guitar Hero

Here is another example of a real Guitar Hero, except he is not azn or obese. Quackadilly is obviously an attention whore and enjoys making videos to show off his skillz. The numerous comments that Quackadildo's fans leave him are proof to remind him that he truly is a Guitar Hero. His long fingers suggest that he is quite talented with his hands. This would help score him some chicks, but since he plays Guitar Hero, he is quite obviously just a faggot. Here is a video of Quackanutsack and his gay lover jamming on REAL Guitars.

[edit] Guitar Hero on South Park

South Park made an episode on guitar hero called "Guitar Queer-O", which can be viewed here.

There's also a fascinating attempt at recreating their parody of said game here that's also a piece of shit to begin with.

[edit] Guitar Hero on Nintendo DS

As if releasing an entire game based on the shitfest that is Aerosmith wasn't bad enough, Guitar Hero has made it's way onto the DS with two Exciting new features to the Guitar Hero experience. First, Activision decided that the guitar controllers weren't retarded enough, so they added a worthless hunk of plastic that forces you to hold your DS in the most convoluted, cramp inducing way possible, ensuring the only thing you accomplish while playing is looking like a tool. (Which is technically the whole idea behind the Guitar Hero series anyway, amirite?) Second, they decided that the song list wasn't Gay enough, so they finally did away with Harmonix's tradition of adding a few bands that can actually play worth a shit. Therefore, out with Bang Camaro and Queens of the Stone Age, and in with such venerable rock legends as Smash Mouth's 'All Star' and Maroon 5's 'This Love'. FAIL.