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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Guma Kawauso (Guma for short) is a ugly homosexual Jewish furry faggot who is a friend of Duke Otterland, who he loltastically defended on ED IRC. Guma's real name is Chris, and he lives somewhere around Cincinnati with his balding gay lover.

Contents 1 Sexual Deviancy 1.1 Bestiality 1.2 Pedophilia 1.3 Homosexuality 1.4 Anthropomorphic Erotica 1.5 Furry 1.6 Plushophilia 2 Quest for Internet Purity 3 Links

[edit] Sexual Deviancy

Guma Kawauso participates in the following sexually deviant acts:

[edit] Bestiality

Guma has mentioned his interest in engaging in sexual intercourse with animals. He would like to remind you that this interest is purely academic!

“	I have a scholarly interest in it. It's something that has been documented since ancient days. Crack open a mythology book.	„
—Guma_kawauso, on the academic value of dog mongling

When he can't find a poor doggy to rape, he likes to insert zeta toys into his rectum.

[edit] Pedophilia

Soft Paw seems to be a magazine devoted to the naughty cub fans. And Guma just happens to be one!

[edit] Homosexuality

Guma is a homosexual, meaning that some part of his brain is non-functional. This is most likely because he was dropped on his head as a child, or had to suck off the rabbi at his synagogue as a part of his Bar Mitzvah. Also, whenever anything does not quite go his way he blames it on people who are discriminating against him for being a big fat homo.

[edit] Anthropomorphic Erotica

Furry Art. Need anything more be said? Here's the email of one of his friends: hhsrocks2008@yahoo.com

[edit] Furry

This creature enjoys sexual intercourse with other fat, balding men wearing costumes of animals. He spends lots of time in the furpile and sucking copious amounts of cock. Either that or licking faux tail holes (or real animal tail holes?). What a faggot.

[edit] Plushophilia

Guma also enjoys intimate relations with stuffed animals.

[edit] Quest for Internet Purity

“	I haven't a qualm with being a snitch to LJ.	„
—guma_kawauso

His sexual deviances aside, he is a champion of blogging morality and won't hesitate to invoke LJ Abuse over any potential TOS violation. Please do not use icons with nudity when frequenting the many bestiality and furry porn groups he watches; it just isn't tasteful.

He is also head moderator of dopeless_furs, a community where sXe furfags can enthusiastically discuss the deviances they don't do.

[edit] Links

• His LiveJournal
• His userpage on FurAffinity

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