Gundam Wing
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Yet more animu faggotry. Much like DBZ, most anime fans have been at some time hooked on Gundam Wing. Especially if they claim to be a “Gundam Fan”. “GW” is essentially the abridged (See: bastardized) edition of the anime “Mobile Suit: Gundam.” Which is itself a painfully long Mecha drama that centers mostly on whiney emo boys, pedophiles, raging dykes, and some pimp named Bright Noah whose backhand apparently outranks everyone anywhere ever. Instead of something interesting, this series is all about teh gay pacifism. Five teenage boys who run away from their creepy old owners and detest blowing things up with the ugliest giant robots that aren’t from Evangelion. It seems the only good character in the show is Wu-Fei with his sexist remarks, and his arms which are fire breathing dragons.
The creators of the show were so unoriginal that instead of using names, 60% of the Gundam BOIS's names are numbers. Duo = two in Mexican, Trowa = three in English, and finally, Quatre = 800 in 300. In fact, the other two Gundam pilots have number names too - Heero is derived from the Japanese number "one", and Wu Fei's name has the symbol for the number five in it, so not even THEIR names are very original. The show recycles 2 frames per second shots of toy robots swinging weapons with obviously recycled sound bits that fit no particular situation, yet they are masked by the unimportant context for which said action is warranted.
[edit] Wu-Fei
This character is the most ridiculous of them all. Boasting to be the most powerful with the motto “You WEAKLINGS!”. Early in the series he scares away a pack of wolves that surrounded him by yelling "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU WEAKLINGS!!!1one" He is also is super stereotypically asian: His real name is Chang. His Gundam's arms are terrifying dragons that bite and breathe fire. During his mission to kill Treize Khushrenada he sees that Treize has a sword and wants to duel him. Wu jumps out of his gundam wielding a katana. After losing to Treize Khushrenada he becomes emo and calls himself weak for the rest of the series until he meets with his sensei in outer space.
[edit] Fan Fiction
Gundam Wing Final Battle is a fine example of the typical Gundam fan's writing ability. Also, it pretty much sums up the plot of every Gundam Wing episode evar.
[edit] Rating
- Action: “OMG! It’s a Gundam!” *dies* X49
- Lulz: 1, when the main chick dies
- Gayness: somewhere between Naruto and buttsex.
- Mecha: -5 The movie version wasn't much of an improvement either. The only difference was that they gave the characters fairy versions of their Gay-Bots
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