H-wing
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| Warning!: Looking at the H-Wing may cause discoloration of your feces! |
At least 100 years ago some faggot called Shawn bought a Honda Civic. Because Honda Civics are gay and lame he decided to make it in to a Star Wars X-Wing, which failed so he decided to call it an H-Wing, which kind of sounds like maxi-pads.
It is unclear if his wife Colleen indeed uses it as a maxi-pad. It is however a known fact that the H-Wing called the wrath of Lord Vader upon itself. Darth Vader slammed his mighty SUV upon the H-Wing in 2003, smashing it like the mighty banhammer on ED. Of course, this generated a lot of lulz in the community. Where a lot of people, in Shawn's own words, haet teh H-Wing Maxi Pad.
From teh website:
"How come people attack you so much online?
It's easy to flame when you don't have to take responsibility for anything you say. Plus, people are always afraid of what they don't understand, and a lot of people don't understand why I did this to my car. But it equals out; I don't understand a lot of the behaviors I observe. But I don't publicly and anonymously attack people for it... :)"
[edit] The great hot or not Colleen debate
There is much doubt and uncertainty whether Shawn's concubine is hot or not. Therefore her picture is posted here so everyone may decide for themselves. Living in a basement and dreaming about Natalie Portman and Jean Luc Picard may contribute to thinking she's teh hot.
[edit] H-Wing rip-offs
There are many more rip-offs on general X-Wing car ideas of the H-Wing. You may even see them cruising through your town. You can help by parking your Pinto really close to them or by carving the words lame in the paint. Or not, that's entirely up to you.
