HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

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A catchphrase commonly used where usernames aren't secured by passwords, making it possible for users to pass themselves off as someone else. It originates from a high-ranking quote on bash.org, and was very popular on 4chan prior to the introduction of forced anonymity.

[edit] Usage Example

• Prima makes an overly serious and lengthy post under the username Sephiroth1337.
• Secunda, rather than replying with "tl;dr," changes his username to Sephiroth1337.
• Secunda types "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" under Prima's alias, making it appear to those too retarded to figure out what's going on that Prima has just admitted to being a cocksucker. Hilarity ensues.

Never gets old. Ever

This site and its use of the insipid Haloscan provide endless opportunities to deploy these and similar tactics. Use it on faggot lib'ruls and closeted Reich-wingers and watch them blame one other! HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

[edit] Related Phenomenon

A side effect of this trolling technique is that some poor fools actually use it to try to take back some batshit insane post of theirs (in ALL CAPS, no less) that they wish they'd never made. However, use of the phrase amounts to a confession that they are, in fact, partial to sucking the occasional cock. Seasoned trollers and lulz seekers may pounce on this, tormenting the original poster until he or she gives up or quits RL forever. Therefore, it should be used with caution. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

[edit] Alternate Usage

Anonymous strikes again.

HDTISC can also be used by the OP to admit guilt. This is commonly used by wiki editors when they make a stupid formatting error.