HJP

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Going natural becomes slightly unnatural with this much asshair...

A camwhore who showed up on 4chan Last Thursday, taking requests from /b/. Despite the forest of hair so thick that your not sure if you'll hit it with a weed whacker or just hit it, she is currently one of the preferred camwhores based on her generally unbitchy attitude. She even gave into /b/'s demands for "in the pooper" to the delight of all reading. The only bitching done was complaints that in the pooper hurts(QQ moar).

In the pooper!

[edit] Mental Health

She supposedly has a slew of social anxiety disorders(thus Socialanxiety-chan), and therefore, cannot go to the creepy asian woman in the nail salon to get her cooch waxed.

How do I get spider-man?

[edit] Gallery

The Beginning...			Careful,the forest trolls have been known to attack in there.
	Why she's scared of electric hair removal.	Whats that?...You hear it?!..ITS TARZAN SWINGING AROUND!!
	She claimed this hurts...	Late tits, penalty on the defense.	Another late tits.
No mustache!	MOAR!	MOAR WAS GIVEN!