HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!? is a meme that originated on September 6th, 2008 when some newfag posted a link to an Indian game show. Apparently, the show's planners failed to brief the contestants about not losing their shit on stage, because when the hostess delivered a stage slap to a contestant, he returned fire with a GB2KITCHEN that was so hard, it practically knocked her backwards inside her clothes. The crew quickly came to her assistance.
Forget "Doomsday vs Superman" or "Uwe Boll vs Lowtax"... What followed was a brown on brown reworking of the Rodney King beating.
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The Game
In "Dadagiri" (or "Beat the Bullies"), students are put through three rounds in which they are relentlessly trolled by three stock characters. Round one stars Vishal The Beast, the meatheaded jock character. In round two the luckless lolcows are put in intellectual checkmate by Shraman The Mindstein, the snarky nerd. Finally the round for which everyone is actually watching the show arrives, and Esha The Goddess - a spoiled, slutty, bad-tempered Paris Hilton-a-like turns up to emasculate the fuck out of just about everyone.
In between each round is an eliminator in which Juicy The Chef forces the contestants to eat maggots and caterpillars out of a toilet (seriously, that's what it says here), and the last man standing wins 50,000 rupees (about $1,000). The ultimate winner of the contest will be announced on 9/11, no, seriously.
The Incident
Esha was going through her normal shtick and the contestants were calmly ignoring her, only rising to her to say "We don't want to talk to you." She eventually conceded defeat, but the show's host prodded her back into the fray. This frustrated Esha, who shouted "Why don't you just go fuck off, then?" to contestant Ravi Bhatia, who smiled pleasantly and replied "You go", whereupon the fateful slap took place. Suddenly...
As can be seen above, things started to happen very fast as Ravi was hurled to the floor by enraged studio staff, and the Calcutta Historical Re-Enactment Society give us their version of the Rodney King incident. Gaffers, lighting staff, sound staff, men with clipboards, and the guy who just came to deliver the pappadums all patiently wait their turn at pummeling Ravi's face into couscous. Ravi can be heard weeping with fail and cracked ribs from the center of the tangle of boots and mustaches, wailing the mantra that was to become his epitaph:
For maximum lulz, one staff member can be heard calling for his sister to be brought up on the stage.
UPDATE http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/opinions/3436967.cms#top0
He's suing her.
LOL
Bitch got slapped and sued.
Moar Dadagiri
- Watch Dadagiri at the official site (actually quite fucking funny)
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