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HALP PLZ
HALP PLZ
This bitch in in need of some serious halp
This bitch in in need of some serious halp

Halp is what n00bs need a lot of when they get lodged in their series of tubes. Halp is divided into three categories:

[edit] Valid halp

This halp is usually a few sentences that actually answer a valid question. These questions range from "how do i poast a pix?" to "I can't get the movieclip instance to load properly, and the hitTest isn't showing up. What's wrong?"

[edit] Faggot halp

This halp is an answer to some sort of faggot question, like, When did Sasuke kill Naruto?".

[edit] Ha-lulp

Just delete system 32, and your problem will be solved.

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