Hamster
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Some see these as cute little domestic pets and are often kept in classrooms but the sinister truth behind these creatures is that they are the prime instigators of bestiality and are oft found burrowing into the rectum of a furfag.
Rumour has it that Goatse first started out with these fun little furballs before evolving into an anus capable of swallowing Rosie O'Donnell whole.
[edit] Internet Tough Guy Hamsters
[edit] Hamsters are fucking dangerous!!!
Yes thats right, hamsters can kill. A japanese man died after a bite from his pet hamster caused anaphylactic shock. The complete fucking pussy was pwnt by repeated bites from the animal which gave him superaids and caused a fatal bout of asthma. So watch out for these brutal motherfuckers as they may one day deem it fit to bite your throat open when you sleep.
