Hard Gay

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Hard Gay is a Japanese IRL troll and professional homosexual.

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[edit] Early Career

He can fit that up your ass with minimal rippage ^_^
He can fit that up your ass with minimal rippage ^_^

Hard Gay started out in the WWF, where he wrestled under the moniker Razor Ramon. He then moved to WCW with his fuckbuddy Kevin Nash because Eric Bischoff was hiring cocksuckers at over 9000 times their performance values.

In 1999, Kevin Nash broke up with Razor Ramon. Razor was so depressed that he left America for good. He wound up in Japan, where he saw some animu that reignited his gayness and took it to new heights.

[edit] Fooooooo!!!!

Razor Ramon donned some black PVC and was reborn as Hard Gay. Ecstatic, he ran out onto the street and started emitting his gay mating call Fooooo!!1! and humping every man that responded. This culminated in a Cocksucking Rampage that encompassed all of Tokyo.

He then traveled all over Japan by TV, turning every man on the entire island gay despite there being millions of stumpy-legged domineering azn chicks everywhere you went. In regards to this, he's often called "The Johnny Appleseed of Gayness".

[edit] Sad Truth

Hard Gay is so prolific in Japan, people make their dogs into miniature HG's o_O kawaii!!!1!
Hard Gay is so prolific in Japan, people make their dogs into miniature HG's o_O kawaii!!!1!

Last Thursday, Hard Gay was cured of his gayness by Jesus, and he married a swimsuit model. Looking back, he claims he has no regrets, and is quoted as saying, "I'd still do it for the lulz." That hasn't stopped him from a slashin' and a burnin' everything associated with his fame.

This egay community got some professional help to try to make him gay again, but to no avail.

A couple of better photos are still on-line, but HG's management company is determined to facilitate his reinvention.

Other remnants include a lot of broken links (some might still work), amusing pics on a page for an asinine performance fight a flash animation that gets some of the flavor across, more plastic junk, and some weird and minor-meme-worthy garage computer animation from a video game. Here is a longer clip of the gayme.

[edit] Most Common Place To See Him

Dance for the mods.
Dance for the mods.

Moderators in most chans have a login box displaying an air-humping Hard Gay with the alt text, "PIKA PIKA! CHUUUUU~" Most notably, if you see this on 4chan, and you find a way in, please remove some of its Fail and AIDS.


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