User:Hardvice

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[edit] About

• A minor Dramacrat and jameth groupie.
• Second-string Photoshopper to the stars. Tends to create things in Photoshop that are considered offensive by all.
• Spends far too much time online and far too little time IRL.
• Grew up in England; pretends that's why he affects British spelling.
• Flirts shamelessly with everyone. No, really.
• Writes about himself in the third person without pronouns, Bridget-Jones style.
• Is some sort of IRL lawyer and interspersed with his photoshop absudities and goatse style jokes, posts incredibly rational, thoughtful and interesting posts about current events and issues.
• Has impeccable grammar and usage, except over IM where all bets are off.
• Frequently mumbles incoherent, faux-philosophical things about "the power of lulz" and "the primacy of humour as the central organising force of the universe".
• Noted e-stalker of digital cable demi-celebrity Martin Sargent
• Lives in Austin, Texas.
• Created the Encyclopaedia Dramatica Search Plug-In for Firefox. He likes to pretend this is some sort of 1337 accomplishment, even though it's only about six lines of code.
• Available on LiveJournal here, MySpace here, and his own website, hardvice.net, here

[edit] Photoshop Gags

Hardvice is (unfortunately) of the opinion that if something is funny once, it will be much funnier the five hundredth time. For that reason, you can expect every single Photoshop he does to include most of the following:

• goatse
• Somebody or something pops out of goatse
• jeremyjx in a panda suit or jameth in his Pooh suit or another furry reference
• Superkitten flies by
• Tubgirl's poo stream comes out of something
• rfjason's wang
• Christopher Reeve scoots by in his wheelchair
• Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus images
• Some reference to the WTC

Nevertheless, people continue to find them funny, which says something about the attention span of your average LJer.

See also: Poop Drama, Poko fister

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