Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus

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HO, HO, HARLEQUIN ICHTHYOSIS FETUS!

Little known fact:Harlequin fetus' also like rodeos

Harlequin Icthyosis, also known as "Snake Babies" or "Holy Shit I'm Getting An Abortion In Case I Give Birth To One Of Those Monsters!" is a skin disease characterized by making babies look like Marilyn Manson and die young -- so young they are still on The Virginmobile.

The details of the disease aren't really relevant, because the Harlequin Fetus is one of the Internet's most famous memes.

Harlequin babies have been considered one of the most lulz-inducing IRL pwns since landmines because the parents only find out after the baby is born. The existance of Harlequin babies has been used to support the theory that God loves practical jokes.

Have some more fun by relating it to dead baby jokes. There's nothing funnier than dead babies.

This one can stand up.

(HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!1!11!!ONEONEONE)

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Naptime.	DO NOT WANT	Some harlequin being a whore.	Now in scat form!
A batshit insane harlequin baby.	Almost dead.	Fried to perfection.	God hates these children.
(:D)	'Nuff said.