Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Harlequin Icthyosis is a skin disease characterized by making babies look like Marilyn Manson and die young -- so young they are still on The Virginmobile.The details of the disease aren't really relevant, because the Harlequin Fetus is one of the Internet's most famous memes.
Harlequin babies have been considered one of the most lulz-inducing IRL pwns since landmines, because the parents only find out after the baby is born. The existance of Harlequin babies has been used to support the theory that God loves practical jokes.
Have some more fun by relating it to dead baby jokes. There's nothing funnier than dead babies.
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