Harristown State High School Toowoomba
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Harristown High is a batshit insane highschool where some of the most mentally deranged sick fucks like to congregate and prey on delicious loli then beat the shit out of them on camera and immediately upload it to YouTube.
It has been known for at least 100 years that all women are asking for it, but in ye olde Toowoomba town this common knowledge is taken as the serious business it is. You see, if a bitch steps out of line in this town she WILL pay for it with severe, life ruining bullying; as well as cases beatings from the superior sex rendering her a useless basement dweller for eternity.
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Behold Technology
Though Toowoomba is far, far behind the rest of the world in every other aspect of existence the residents discovered the internets by chance one day while researching more efficient nigger lynching techniques. All this was very mundane until one fateful day a light bulb went off in their dim skulls while beating up a female classmate. AHA! Filming this ritual and uploading it to YouTube, Bebo and everywhere else would be hilarious! The perpetrators were then congratulated by their peers with hookers and blow.
Not every detail went to plan however, and when the videos were found by the notably shit newspaper The Toowoomba Chronicle which commandeered an heroic Wambulance motorcade.
Harristown High: Looking to the Future
See Also
External Links
- The Chronicle weighs in on the issue
- Official website, make sure to commend them on their stance on females
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