The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Haruhi is an animu that crosses and redefines many genres in such creative fashion. Or, in English, it's all over the place without knowing what it really is, and nobody can understand it. In addition, it is some weeaboo shit that nobody really cares about except cask-strength faggots and career masturbators who will be riding the virginbus forever. It's well-documented that Anonymous both loves and hates Haruhi with a passion. Bringing up Haruhi in 4chan's /a/ (or even /b/ some days) can spark a flamewar. Nothing too epic, but good practice, nonetheless.
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[edit] Plot
The story centers around a 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl named Haruhi (which is Japanese for 'Mary Sue'), who is like God or something and created the world last Thursday. So basically, the other characters have to keep her from getting emo or else she'll destroy the world again with giant robots. To that end, the characters do everything they can to eradicate the drama around her.
So basically, Haruhi thinks that there's like a ton of cool stuff going on when there really isn't, but she could conceivably create all sorts of cool shit, but doesn't because she doesn't know she has the power to begin with.
To help keep herself out of her inane boredom stemmed from the typical Japanese life of a high schooler, Haruhi snorts at least 100, sometimes OVER 9000 lines of coke a day and creates the SOS Brigade, first recruiting the actually normal (and only human), "Kyon" to join her in her crazy and disillusioned escapades to find more retards dumb enough to join her. She next finds Yuki Nagato, a bookworm who seems to be a mute or invalid as she never talks and almost seems like she can't hear for shit, since she's always got her head stuck in some science fiction book or other (probably to hide all the hentai she secretly smuggles in). Next is Mikuru Asahina, a time traveler from the future and more importantly the main source of fanservice for this anime. She is either hated greatly, mostly by girls, or shamelessly lusted after by basement-dwelling, pasty-faced fucktards and perverts who are too secluded from society to go out and enjoy the presence of a real girl now and then (as if a girl could stand being around them to begin with). Lastly, the mandatory "bishounen" of the series is Koizumi Itsuki, an esper who is extremely daft and flaky. It's best not to talk too much to him if you are a guy; he might try and make a move for your dong, if you know what I mean.
Perhaps the most retarded thing about it is that all the episodes are out of order, which was done in an attempt to be "deep" and "interesting", like that movie Memento, but it fails horribly.
Aside from that, there's a whole bunch of stupid Japanese pop culture references that only otakus would get. And everyone dances in the end credits, prompting legions of wapanese(and even real Japanese) to crappily imitate it.
[edit] Fanservice
Because nobody can understand the plot, the creators threw in tons of fanservice. It's basically at the point where Haruhi : fanboys :: Ouran : fangirls. Some argue that the two animu are the same thing in parallel universes, since they have the same protagonist, except that in Haruhi all the girls are hot and all the guys are losers, just the opposite of Ouran.
[edit] Characters
Haruhi - Hyperactive bipolar bisexual Lord of All Creation. Was formerly the the Pink Ranger of the Space Power Rangers.
Kyon - Narrator. Hates everything. Also faps over pictures of Mikuru.
Yuki - Alien. Can fuck up people using hax. The only reason to watch the show.
Mikuru - " a loita face with big boobs". she comes from the future
Itsuki - Psychic. Gay for Kyon.
[edit] The ever popular Hare Hare Yukai dance
[edit] Moar Stuff
| —A rant/copypasta of a weeaboo |
| —Anonymous |
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