Harurenu

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Harurenu (or Harlen R. Compton) is a wannabe japanese-Freemason internets retard who is the source of much lulz. His website used to feature an elaborate application process to join his cult, but after major butt hurtz, has taken down his masonry-faggotry and decided to take an internets privacy site and dedicate it to "protecting" children instead.

Internets Activity

Harurenu is best known for his CyberArmy membership. According to sources, Agentmike is one of his socks. He thinks himself a bit of a hacker, psychologist and of course politician. Despite running a website promoting privacy, all his personal info is widely available - including his odd sexual habits. His personal website now contains "The Conscience of a Hacker" by Mentor; this obviously means Harurenu is an elite hax0r and is not to be fucked with!

Known Socks

• Agentmike
• Sorcerism (User:B0iler)
• George Bush

Military Career

Cadet "Captain" Harlen Compton spent 1 year at "West Point", before being booted for being a faggot. To sooth his butthurt, he attempted to create a career for himself in the CyberArmy. Unsatisfied with this, and a little miffed due to the lack of kids willing to accept his lollypop - he stole the privacy brigade, and turned it into a haven for like-minded people - where they can "review" popular websites for child safety.

"I am not just your geek next door. I have worked hands on with serious computing, including training with 
S.I.G.S.A.C. (computer security) at the United States Military Academy at West Point, NY. Currently I work as 
a data systems engineer for CheckCare Enterprises, LLC. and I am finishing a Master's Degree in computer 
engineering at the University of Louisville's J.B. Speed School of Engineering."

-- Harurenu

Websites

• www.haru-net.org
• harlen.haru-net.org
• www.privacycom.org
• PrivacyCom Beta 2.0
• Bullitt Central Band
• Harlen's RPG on AngelFire!
• Cougar Corps Battalion

IRC

• #privacycom on Freenode
• Drama