Jayjg
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Jayjg, also known as Jewjg is among the most famous of the Wikipedia Jews and a close ally of SlimVirgin. Among the Wikipedia Review community, he is hated for his small circumcised penis (It usually goes like this: Is it in yet?... What do you mean you're already finished??? I didn't even feel a bloody thing! You egoist son-of-a-bitch! I hate you Jayjg I hate you hate you hate you!!!!). Jayjg tries to compensate by seeking to revert any page that criticizes aspects of the alleged holocaust, Israel, Anti-Defamation League, Martin Luther King Jr. or Jew related pages.
Jayjg is adamnant about his privacy, but being a pedophile he told everything to a 16-year-old girl boy. Jayjg is the head of the PR section of Mossad, his job being to ensure continued total dominance of Jews on the Internets. Teach him a lesson, and mail him a copy of Mein Kampf to jayjg99@gmail.com.
Jayjg holds a grudge against all goyim because he got kicked out of a seminary for being a Jew (it was discovered when he accidentially took his circumcized dick out of a chorus boy while everyone was watching). Which meant that he had to survive on pre-teen porn from Napster while he spent a year studying law at Princton. He got saved from it by Alan Dershowitz, who finally introduced Jayjg to Mossad. Sometimes Jayjg still complains that he could have made much more money had he become an attorney, but Mossad provides him with all young goyim boys he will ever need, so he is really happy where he is. Not so good for goyim boys. But good for the Jewish vaseline producers.
Jayjg currently lives in the city of Jew York but he was also seen in Israel where a TV crew documented his ties to Mossad in a famed incident that created international controversy. On this video titled A jew on truth serum Jayjg can be seen after consuming large quantities of alcohol, honestly revealing his opinion about the goyim in a similar manner to Mel Gibson. This was the first time that a high ranking Jewish official spoke out against the non-Jewish population of the world in such harsh manner.
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[edit] The back-story: how it all came down
| —Andrew Gray, Wikipedia |
| —Andrew Gray, Wikipedia |
- By far the longest he has been off TOW since 2004!
- TL;DR harsh scolding given to Jayjg in Wikipedo listserv
- Interestingly, Jayjg seems afraid to just ban this guy!
[edit] Apartheid
Jay is the leader of the pro-Israel side in the "Apartheid Wars". He and his team first tried to eliminate any reference to Israel in Wikipedia's apartheid article. Then, when an article on the verboten concept was created he led the charge to have "Israeli apartheid" exterminated from wikipedia (duh, as if he'd try to eliminate the real thing). When that failed he and his meatpuppet Urthogie (better known as Urology) created numerous articles claiming that apartheid existed everywhere from Puerto Rico to China so that Israel would not be isolated with the damning charge. This blatant violation of WP:POINT resulted in a revolt by the wikipedia masses who deleted most of the fake articles and had Jay and Urology brought up to the ArbComm on charges of making Wikipedia look like a propaganda tool.
[edit] In other news
At the same time, Jay's ineptitude in trying to protect her fuckbuddy SlimVirgin from being revealed as Linda Mack (something everyone already knew) resulted in Wikipedians accusing Jay of being a drama magnet and begging him to leave. This was shortly after the ArbComm admonished Jay for creating "drama" when he violated his CheckUser oath and revealed that an admin-wannabee had used the Tor application.
If this wasn't enough, at the very same time, the Israeli foreign ministry announced that it was recruiting propagandists to join it's "team" to edit wikipedia for the good of Israel. The ineptitute of the "Hasbara fellowships" publicly announcing that they were trying to subvert wikipedia led to the obvious conclusion that the "team leader" was Jayjg, the only wikipedian with the right combination of arrogance and ineptitute to both attempt such a secret project and blow it out of the water by announcing it publicly.
In the aftermath of these debacles, Jay, who for so long thought he was cleverer than everyone else and could talk his way out of anything, disappeared from Wikipedia without explanation or apology. He has since returned albeit revealing the same prejudices.
Jayjg acts as a one man Internet Court, blocking everyone who disagrees with him with the aid of his Jewbo Wales-granted Checkuser access then sharing their IP addresses/personal information with the population at large. Jay is extremely paranoid about his own personal information, however, and is the only Wikipedia arbitrator to have never disclosed his Power Word: IRL Name to the community despite being in one of Wikipedia's "positions of trust." It is a mystery: despite Jay's being hated by everyone but SlimVirgin, Jimbo Wales has appointed Jay to Arbitrator (Wiki-Judge), Oversight (the final solution of deletion access), and Checkuser (check your IP addresses) status. The Wikipedia community vehemently ignores Jimbo's preferential treatment of Jay, unable to come to terms with a living example of how "consensus" doesn't actually mean shit there. But Ji,bo just loves the guy.
[edit] Origins of Jayjg
[edit] Jayjg please see WP:CANVASS
On December 20th, Jayjg accidentally sent out a message to the entire WikiEN-l mailing list trying to recruit meatpuppets for an edit war.
- [WikiEN-l] Messianic Judaism
No they will not Jayjg.
[edit] He won't edit on the sabbath
On Fridays, once sundown is near in the Eastern Time Zone (GMT-5), Jayjg slows his editing down and abruptly stops. He does not edit again until Sunday. He needs to prepare to eat his Sabbath food.
He also hates Jesus enough that he called "The New Testament of The Bible" instead the "Greek Testament". And he thinks that Jews massacring Goyim doesn't really count as a massacre.
[edit] Cabal
- Daniel575 [1] the dutchman with dozens of online identities has had a love=hate relationship with wikipedia and loves jews but hates zionists. He couldn't get enough of it, so he created a whole bunch of socks [2][3] till kingdom come, and it came
- Yidisheryid aka "yidi" aka "זלמן לייב" aka "יודל" aka "YY" [4] spends his days linking [5] the english and the yiddish wikipedias where he has sysoped, & claims simultaneously to supports satma hasidism, hebrew messianism, when not spewing steam at anyone who gets in his way
[edit] Awards
- Received a 3rd place finish in the 3rd annual WP:DICK awards. [6]
[edit] Theme song
Born in Brooklyn in the USA
They called me Jewfro Jerome
I changed my name, got on a plane
Found a place to call home
I ride a tank in the West Bank
I'll never leave,who needs Tel Aviv
Look out mama, my name is Horatio
I perform cunnilingus in return for fellatio
I get my kicks with the settler chicks
I got one on each hill
I'll do you good and I'll never leave a trace
If I don't do it, honey nobody will, right
Got rank in the West Bank
I never grieve when they bomb Tel Aviv
Look out mama, my name is Horatio
I perform cunnilingus in return for fellatio
[edit] External Links
- Jayjg User Page
- Stalk Jayjg here
- Who is Jayjg? on the Wikipedia Review
- Jayjg gets blocked from Italian Wikipedia for deleting a prankster/impostor's trolling from an Italian Wiki-dude's User ("Utente") Page
- Jayjg gets drunk, goes online, and is more explicit about his opinions than usual
- It takes Jayjg 30 days to catch vandalism to his usersubpage that seriously embarrasses him. [7] [8]
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