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As a matter of fact, Norboy-kun is a master of hacking techniques.

He loves furries

Hayd1123 is a latent homosexual hailing from Norway. His real name is Eske Olssen. It's pretty funny to talk to him, but you shouldn't beca use ur pissing offing him. 4chans pedophiles have also bestowed him with the creepily cute (or cutely creepy?) name Norboy-kun, whereas his MSN nick is Eske (theanalogkid11@hotmail.com)

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[edit] Norboy-kun

Hayd came to the 4chons with a rather peculiar concern - the epic quest to find himself a gf. Unfortunately for him, he overlooked two important rules of the Internets - first, the fact that there are no girls on the internet, and second, that your long deceased grandmother from hell can and will give better advice than /b/. Because he is a little slow, however, he didn't mind. Things turned out the way they had to - people started mocking Norboy-kun because of his "emo hair", something which ignited boiling rage in him - didn't they see he was a trve kvlt death metalhead? He wore a Mjöllnir pendant, after all! And he listened to bands which are evil and frostbitten and loud! In his pride-induced rampage, he posted moar and moar and moar pictures of himself, whereas Anons under the guidance of Shotacat posed either as girls, kind souls or just "nice guys". Norboy-kun began to reveal more info about himself every passing second, yet threatened Anon to "hack them with his Javascripts so their computers and their cars won't work". Bricks were shat, and many one Anon trembled before Eskes knowledge of Computer Science III. Yet, Anon laughs last, because Eske still has no girlfriend and he will most likely die alone.

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Sucking dick isn't gay if it's a dare.
I'm play drums everyday I have best skills.
He claimed to be a demon more than once and threatened Anon with a knife.
He thinks all inhabitants of Poland are muslims.
He was startled at the fact that Anon were stroking their harbl to his ponos ("WOT? THEY HAVE PICTURS OF MY KUK?") despite having given them said pictures himself.
Is very gullible - believed Anon that there were not much more than twenty people on 4chan, that making a pic of him putting his shoe on his head or writing band names on his feet would make them stop trading his noods.
He lied about his age to get into a porn shoot in Illinois. ("ya ur right i am a virgin and thats why i wanna do porn so i can lose it, i would probably do it for free.")

[edit] Conversations

SuperToast8 (11:05:37 pm): I am so sorry that so many people are being so mean to you :/

(11:05:37 pm)hayd1123 is online.

SuperToast8 (11:05:56 pm): I heard all about the terrible dare that was made,

SuperToast8 (11:06:03 pm): About the dicks that were sucked

SuperToast8 (11:06:12 pm): And I want you to know, I am with you on this one

Hayd1123 (11:06:36 pm): WHERE DID U HERE ABOUT THIS

SuperToast8 (11:06:43 pm): I think that when you get a dick sucked for a dare, it is COMPLETELY different than good old fashioned gay secks

SuperToast8 (11:06:52 pm): A mean friend of mine

SuperToast8 (11:07:08 pm): I mean sure it's more kinky, but it is waaaay different

GenONeill90 (10:56:14 PM): i dare you to suck my penis

Hayd1123 (10:55:09 PM): fuk u fagget

Hayd1123 (10:55:13 PM): leaf me alone

Hayd1123 (10:55:14 PM): god dammit

GenONeill90 (10:56:53 PM): you're the fag. You sucked a guys dick

Hayd1123 (10:56:33 PM): no im str8

Hayd1123 (10:57:15 PM): IM DIDNT SUX A GUYS DICK

Hayd1123 (10:57:20 PM): HE SUX MINE AND IT WAS DARE

(8:44:22 PM) xDemon_Heartx: r u sexy? asl

(8:44:39 PM) Hayd1123: ja

(8:44:45 PM) Hayd1123: im 15

(8:45:57 PM) xDemon_Heartx: i'm 13

(8:46:08 PM) xDemon_Heartx: wuld u have sex wit me?

(8:46:49 PM) Hayd1123: no

(8:47:05 PM) xDemon_Heartx: aw y not baby?

(8:47:13 PM) Hayd1123: cos im 15

(8:47:31 PM) xDemon_Heartx: well wut if i lied?

(8:47:38 PM) xDemon_Heartx: wut if i was 15 2?

(8:47:46 PM) xDemon_Heartx: wuld u have sex wit me den?

(8:48:04 PM) Hayd1123: ja

(8:48:20 PM) xDemon_Heartx: imma guy

(8:48:27 PM) xDemon_Heartx: wuld u still have sex wit me?

(8:48:33 PM) Hayd1123: if ur hot

(7:04:34 PM) xDemon_Heartx: you got ur dick sucked

(7:04:39 PM) Hayd1123: FUK U

(7:04:43 PM) Hayd1123: I MADE HIM STOP

(7:04:44 PM) Hayd1123: IDIOT

(7:05:02 PM) Hayd1123: guoi

(8:45:30 PM) LONGCAT: ILL KICK UR ASS STUPID JEW SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN

(8:45:37 PM) Hayd1123: WTF

(8:45:44 PM) Hayd1123: IM NOT STIPD AND NOT JEW U R

(8:45:47 PM) Hayd1123: AND U CANT BEAT UP ME

(8:45:51 PM) LONGCAT: I AINT A JEW

(8:45:53 PM) Hayd1123: IM 170 CM AND 50 KG

(8:45:54 PM) LONGCAT: IM A ZOMBIE

(8:45:55 PM) Hayd1123: AND IM 15

(8:45:57 PM) Hayd1123: I CAN KILL U

(8:45:59 PM) Hayd1123: IM A DEMON

(12:54:26 PM) Hayd1123: r u a girl???

(12:54:36 PM) LONGCAT: I am Anonymous.

(12:54:46 PM) Hayd1123: no ur not

(12:54:48 PM) Hayd1123: im talking to her already idiot

oxFulfilledxo (05:09:28 pm): Hey, wanna see a video of me and my friends? I'm 15 and really hot

hayd1123 (05:13:28 pm): JA

oxFulfilledxo (05:13:42 pm): www.cleangirls.org Tell me what you think ;)

hayd1123 (05:14:35 pm): OMG

hayd1123 (05:14:35 pm): WTF

hayd1123 (05:14:37 pm): GROSS

hayd1123 (05:14:40 pm): UR GROSS

oxFulfilledxo (05:15:04 pm): This is coming from the kid that likes getting his kuk socked

hayd1123 (05:17:33 pm): LEAF ALONE ME

hayd1123 (05:17:34 pm): UR GROSS

hayd1123 (05:17:41 pm): IM GONNA THROW UP

(8:48:53 PM) xDemon_Heartx: i lik it when he put his fingers in me though

(8:49:03 PM) Hayd1123: in u???

(8:49:16 PM) xDemon_Heartx: in my vagina

(8:49:24 PM) Hayd1123: :O

(8:50:11 PM) xDemon_Heartx: wut?

(8:50:20 PM) Hayd1123: i wish i could

(8:50:29 PM) xDemon_Heartx: u wish you could what

(8:50:43 PM) Hayd1123: do that with u

(8:51:00 PM) xDemon_Heartx: i would let you

(8:51:05 PM) xDemon_Heartx: but you have to play with my penis too

(8:51:11 PM) Hayd1123: wot???????

(8:51:23 PM) xDemon_Heartx: i want u to play with my penis

(8:51:29 PM) Hayd1123: wtf

Bill Gates has been added to the conversation.

Cloud says: Hello, Mr Bill Gates

Cloud says: It's an honor to have you here with us

CorkonTEHfork says: HOLY SHIT BILL GATES

CorkonTEHfork says: CREATOR OF THE XBOX AND XBOX LIVE

Cloud says: Eske has been a very naughty boy on xbox live

Eske says: no didnt

Bill Gates says: Dear Eske, we have received complains of you sending death threats and a very disturbing video to people. We will hereby be closing your Xbox live account for these offences. Goodbye.

Eske says: and i mnot a boy

Eske says: no dont

Eske says: they are lieing

Eske says: it wasnt me

Bill Gates says:

We have logs to prove that you did it, there is nothing we can do. Your account will be closed in the next few days

Eske says: no plzzzz

Eske says: dont

Eske says: no ur honer dont plzz i said im sry and it wasnt me they lied

Bill Gates says: I'm sorry, it's too late. Your account is flagged to be permanenty banned.

Bill Gates says: Goodbye. Have a nice daty.

Eske says: no dont ur honer

Eske says: i said im sry

Bill Gates has left the conversation.

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(9:42:53 AM) longcatacgnollul: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

(9:43:40 AM) Hayd1123: wtf

(9:43:42 AM) Hayd1123: im hate that guy

(9:43:50 AM) longcatacgnollul: We're no strangers to love

(9:43:55 AM) longcatacgnollul: You know the rules, and so do I

(9:44:05 AM) longcatacgnollul: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

(9:44:13 AM) longcatacgnollul: You wouldn't get this from any other guy

(9:44:20 AM) longcatacgnollul: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

(9:44:25 AM) longcatacgnollul: Gotta make you understand

(9:44:26 AM) Hayd1123: UR GAY

(9:44:29 AM) longcatacgnollul: Never gonna give you up

(9:44:34 AM) longcatacgnollul: Never gonna let you down

(9:44:39 AM) longcatacgnollul: Never gonna run around and desert you

(9:44:44 AM) longcatacgnollul: Never gonna make you cry

(9:44:48 AM) longcatacgnollul: Never gonna say goodbye

(9:44:54 AM) longcatacgnollul: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(9:45:01 AM) longcatacgnollul: We've known each other for so long

(9:45:14 AM) longcatacgnollul: Your hearts been aching, but you're too shy to say it

(9:45:14 AM) Unable to send message: Not logged in

[edit] Gallery

Put shoe on head	He wrote some of his favourite bands on his feet. I think Children of Bodom, King Diamond and Mayhem are written there...	Fap away, sick fucks...	A little "behind the scenes" when he was told to write something on his feet. Brought to you by steel-kun.
It /b/egins	I'm wish for Gf=\	Try to keep up, shit tastes like the most delicious of cakes	How to get the CP
	IM HATE JEWISH AND NEGGERS!!	We're ruinging his lifes	YOU DON'T ACCIDENTALLY GET YOUR DICK SUCKED
He joins the chat	He flips the chicken switch