Healthy Strokes

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This is how you do it right

Just when you thought you couldn't do anything else wrong, Healthy Strokes comes along to inform the internet that when it comes to masturbation, about 10% of men are DOING IT WRONG. As well as discussing Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, the author also like to give advice to troubled youths.

Regular sessions of facepainting is an excellent therapy for TMS.

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TMS

In the words of Healthy Strokes, "Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome (TMS) is the habit some males have of masturbating in a face-down (prone) position. Some TMS practitioners rub their penises against the mattress, pillow, or other bedding, while others thrust into their hand. Some rub against the floor." The main page then goes on to discuss the problems with this such as erectile dysfunction and taking at least 100 years to orgasm. Healthy Strokes also runs surveys and gathers case studies about TMS, clearly to prove what is currently only a theory. Though TMS's status as a theory is probably related to scientist spending there time working on other matters such as curing cancer and playing Playstation.

Advice

The various pages of questions on Healthy Strokes are full of lulz such as advising 12 year old girls to borrow their mother's vibrators, but ask permission first.

There are plenty more like this in a variety of categories, and most sound as deranged as this.

Also lulzworthy is this important piece of advice for all you young boys out there:

Another lulzy quote:

Healthy Strokes Fap Clubs exist around the world, of celebs, near-celebs, any female who makes you wank off.