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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A beer invented by He-man at least a million years ago.

Known Side Effects

Due to its potent ingredients of shredded baby foreskins and ashes, he-brew has the following side effects:

• Increased beard growth (men and women)
• A marked enlargement of the proboscis
• Genital Mutilation
• Thinking silly hats are totally awesome
• Losing the ability to write in anything but gibberish

	Hebrew is part of a series on Language & Communication.

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Hebrew is part of a series on Jews

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