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HellionExciter apparently thinks of himself as Christian Slater in Pump Up the Volume

Hellion in all his glory

Hellion enjoys Stickam with his Friends

HellionExciter (Johnathan C. Myman) is was a crazy Jew who is famous for pawning himself due to unrealistic expectations. Currently, Hellion is butthurt over split milk; and basically no one gives a shit other than Tom Serson. Hellion is also attempting to buy out Encyclopedia Dramatica (but deleted ~~the claim~~ later) which is indeed notable.

Hellionexciter lives in Las Vegas where he watches porn in an undisclosed location with his mom.
Hellionexciter likes to fuck prostitutes - male or female, but he prefers Thai ladyboys or Eurasian she-males when he can get them.
Renetto declared jihad on Hellionexciter which had to be postponed after Thedramatube, Casey Nunez delcared jihad on everyone in Renetto's street.
Hellionexciter is e-jonesing for a piece of Filthywhore.
Hellionexciter reads and likes Encyclopedia Dramatica, and has mentioned the esteemed website in a couple of his YouTube videos.
Hellionexciter still liked Encyclopedia Dramatica after reading this article.
Hellionexciter listens to classic metal bands such as Judas Priest and Motorhead which he plays as background music on his videos.
Hellionexciter has had Vlog wars with TheBoringDispatcher, Renetto, Paperlillies, Thedramatube, Warren25smash , RoccosHouse and more.

“	Hi I am the HELLIONEXCITER..I just purchased Encyclopedia Dramatica for $5.00 I got ripped off!!!!!	„
—Johnathan

1 Bad Habits
2 Tips to get your hair looking like HellionExciters
3 A challenger appears
4 Censored Video, 6 April 2007
5 Suicide is painless
6 Hellion wigs out
7 Banned again
8 CALL IN THE SOCKS!
9 The Neck Vlog
10 Trivia
11 External links
- 11.1 Many YouTubes
- 11.2 Other sites
12 See also

[edit] Bad Habits

NO! FUCKING PROSTITUTES IS NOT COOL! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!.

Always grinning (lol, Grinman)
Greasy Hair
Needs some serious anger management therapy
Is obsessed with filthy whores in general and Filthywhore in particular
His eyes look like they are shut when he smiles. (So they always look like they are shut).
Thinks film posters are art.
Plays geeky classic movie's on a crappy TV that is even older than the movies, (and brags about it? Buy a new TV you Jew Bastard).

[edit] Tips to get your hair looking like HellionExciters

Use about 1 - 3 pots of True Faggot Hair Gel depending on how long your hair is: Apply to fingers and slick your hair back as much as you can.

Hellion Enjoys Gay Porn, Which he Shows off on Stickam

Warning: Continuous reapplication of True Faggot Hair Gel over several months can cause a mild outbreak of AIDS in some users. If you feel at any time that you may be developing AIDS, stop using the product and consult you doctor and/or your blog community for advice.

[edit] A challenger appears

A ten year old kid tried to troll HellionExciter, by copying HellionExciter.

Long Haired Lover From Fuckin' Liverpool

It turned out that the video had been made by a 17 year old faggot called Callum Cartel who used little boys to fight his Internets battles for him.

[edit] Censored Video, 6 April 2007

It is a little known fact that Hellion was in a Brady Bunch

HellionExciter's latest video, (titled "THE GREATEST video ever made on YouTube" and posted on 6 April 2007), which reportedly had a porn video playing on the television in the background, was deleted for violating the TOS within 1 hour of it being posted on the site.

~~THE GREATEST video ever made on YouTube - From HellionExciter - 6 April 2007~~ CENSORED, DELETED, GONE

[edit] Suicide is painless

HellionExciter often posts videos of himself Masturbating on YouTube

To celebrate the 4th of July HellionExciter passed his channel over to Tom Serson in the hope of generating some sparks to mark his leaving on a vacation from YouTube. Tom Serson posted a typical Tom Serson video on the HellionExciter channel. YouTube made its typical response to a Tom Serson video by suspending the HellionExciter account.

HellionExciter's last video

[edit] Hellion wigs out

On August 8th, 2007, after he'd returned to Youtube again under HellionExciter2, Hellion seemingly went batshit and cuntpaste'd threats all over channels and video comments on Youtube.

Check into the psychward John

It is suspected that his hostility was the result of a recent intervention wherein his mother kindly requested that he un-fuck himself from his computer. Hellion, feeling very butthurt over his recent conflicts with Youtube users, continued to play the internet tough guy and additionally threatened to blow up Mikeskehans house (he has had experience with this sort of thing as he played an integral role in WTC).

oh noes Hellion will blow shit up!

After a 72 hour marathon of watching movies and snorting coke (and looking quite disheveled), Hellion's Rocky-complex began to

...He "calculates" not

manifest itself again and he tried to goad Mikeskehan into a boxing match in Las Vegas [1]. Hellion's previous attempts at organizing IRL events of these sorts with other Youtube users (including Renetto and Casey Nunez) had resulted in Fail, yet Hellion continued to pursue his E-war with Mike despite having previously stated that he was leaving Youtube forever.

[edit] Banned again

On August 16th, 2007, most likely as a result of sharing his Youtube channel jointly with Tom Serson again (who was previously permabanned from Youtube), the HellionExciter2 account was suspended. As a prime example of the pathetic nature of the internet tough guy, Hellion has achieved a level of Epic Fail rarely seen on the internets in his E-war against ED and mikeskehan.
Hellion returned several more times with failed attempts to attack Mikeskehan and ED, closing his accounts on his own accord, most recently due to his discovery that his close friend RacerXWTFX was a tranny.

Following his failures on Youtube, Hellion promptly returned to playing the guitar poorly, watching porn, and Failing at life.

Hellion EFG

Enjoy the promised land

[edit] CALL IN THE SOCKS!

The following is a IRL top secret list of known Hellion Exciter accounts on YouTube. It's wikification is truly "mega lulz". It's somewhat important to carefully note the names of the accounts.

HatersUnite10
thedramaatubes
indaroccoshouse
Decievertyrant
jipsilies
jipsicheatsonmaggie
jipsiisshit
jipsithepedo
computersightss
bernardskehan
DixieBrick1
dmcamikeskehan
Rachelskehan
skehanfanclub
connielynnn
HellionExciterpart4
JeremyStuart101
getoffmytits101
sarrysstory
sarrytroll1
tmjonathan
katiessockpuppet
HellionExciter2
Jipitriedtofuckjill
jipsilovesbrad
jipsiisabouttogetown
jipsiowned
jipsinumber
jipsistickam
computersights
Connielynnskehan
stickammike
michaelseanskehan
kissingoakk
saforever101
HellionExcitersavage
mikesfriends
docsdropfriday
sarrymike
sarryskehanfanclub
mrpregnatfans
hpvmikeskehan
robthompsonbee
sarrytroll
sarrytroll3
HellionExciter
frightkite
jipsiandjill
nightcaution
jipsifucksteens
jipsiisataint
christineskehan
fullofwin
jipsiisaclown
ticktockmikey
skitsisnotback
mikeyscarpet
Jerdetskehan
Kimknockedoutmike
Jerdetskehanthedad
sarryCommunity
sarrytroll4
HatersUnite6
jipsirawks
jipsihasnoballs
jipsiBukkake
skehanmike
openseason11
frankcullpepper
mikescarpet
Rachelskehandaddy
photoshopnoob
sarryysshoes
sarrytroll2
sarrytroll5
NevadaTALK