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FAT ALERT

WARNING LEVEL: EXTREMELY FUCKING HIGH

Here is a real picture of Zack apparently testing his camera before placing it in the toilet.

Yes. He thinks he's sexy.....

The legend

The legend of Zack is famous and often feared. Imagine a boy so strange, and so fucked up, that he truly believes that being morbidly obese is sexually attractive.

Many researchers believe that Zack was formed from evolution within a local garbage dump outside of Los Angeles where two bags of potato chips and a wet cloth formed his body. He slowly grew and took the form of an average homosexual California boy.

DA Community

This is an average conversation between Zack and other chatters. He likes to talk about the different types of objects he shoves up his ass.

Currently, Zack is hiding on DeviantART befriending other furries who also think being a fat fuck is hot. You can make fun of him at http://www.hhhippo.deviantart.com

He is also known for spontaneously banning random people from his DA page. Most scientists agree this is because he is retarded.

He is friends with the retarded Christian furry, MarkyVigoroth.

Fetishes

Zack is also known for having many stupid fetishes. These include inflation, scat, and shoving bike pumps up his ass. He as also been known to scream "HEIL!" on MSN for no apparent reason.

It is pretty obvious Zack is a furry, as he finds fat, ugly creatures with fur, sexually attractive. Zack also likes to dress like a hippo. Neighbors say they have seen him out at night in his trademark costume raping wild deer.

Online 'Relationships'

He also has a girlfriend online, who is as fucked up as he is. She accepts "Neopoints" as currency, and claims various people are her long lost cousins. But we all know they're made up. She also hates Zack. But that is only because Zack hates Jews. In "her" spare time, she draws pictures of Zacks retarded fursona for money. Her pictures include a few of him shitting. You can visit "her" at http://www.captainoimar.deviantart.com

In a recent stunning development, it has been proven that his "girlfriend" is actually a cross dressing male pedophile.

Zack shows off on YouTube

When Zack isn't fagging it up on DA or causing mass suicide on MSN, he's whoring himself out to people on YouTube! He is so proud of being morbidly obese, he needs to show the world. You can visit his video collection of eye death at: http://www3.youtube.com/profile?user=ZackBarX3 (BALETED!!!)

This disgusting behavior has gotten him a small following of fans who are readily available to give him asspats and compliments. Comments such as:

 hallabaloo123| December 22, 2006
cool man you are one big boy
its SEXY thou

grow bigger n bigger itz soo sexy

litter his page for your reading pleasure.

You should also note that he is NUDE in these videos. Viewing this may cause small animals to implode or small children to catch fire.

More recent crap

A few days ago, Zack found out about his spotlight here. Needless to say, like all furries, he went bat shit insane. He ranted and raved for a few hours and eventually threatened to take legal actions for posting a picture of him. "Arashi" is Zack and it was taken from an MSN convo.

Arashi- Colony Queen says:
*Pays net bill* I'm back and....dude, it IS illegal, I only showed it to Cortez, 
THAT'S ALL, he decided to show it over to you, and you put it up on ED, don't 
defend yourself, dude. I want it down, or I will press charges. Say what you 
have to to the mods, just get it down, Mr. SwingAN.

Since the picture was taken from a public domain and has no commercial value, he can't do shit about it. Zack sure knows the American legal system. Srsly.

More recently he has changed his appoach to his faggotry. He no longer is the wacky annoying douchebag he used to be, he is now a serious annoying douchebag. When he's not annoying certain people online about how they are whoreing themselves out for drawing porn, as well as being jealous of people who actually have lives and are makeing money, he's talking shit about the creators of this article. He went as far to call one of them a pedophile. That's right, a guy who shoves bikepumps up his ass calls OTHER people sick. Lulz

Gallery

Zack is a Furry. Here is a pic of him with his ugly girlfriend.	Done by the fat fuck Fatferaligatr.	Here is more proof of Zacks everlasting homosexuality.	Another lovely picture by zack after apparently eating the planet earth. Zack truly is the essence of normal.
Zack is too stupid to understand what people mean when they tell him that he has no friends.. So they have to draw it for him. Like in this picture!	DO NOT WANT