High Score

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

FPS, Single Player

RANK		PLAYER	KILLS	INJURED	SHOTS	STK	AN HERO	YEAR
1		Woo Bum-kon	57	35			Y	1982
2		Martin Bryant	35	21			N	1996
3		Cho Seung-Hui	32	25	170	19%	Y	2007
4		Mutsuo Toi	30	3			Y	1938
5		Tian Mingjian	23	40+			N	1994
6		George Hennard	23	20			Y	1991
7		James Huberty	21	19	257	8%	N	1984
8		Charles Whitman	17	31			N	1966
9		Thomas Hamilton	17	15	109	16%	Y	1996
10		Michael Ryan	16	15			Y	1987
11		Robert Steinhäuser	16	7	71	23%	Y	2002
12		Tim Kretschmer	15	9	112	13%	Y	2009
13		Marc Lépine	14	14			Y	1989
14		Patrick Sherrill	14	6			Y	1986
15		Nidal Malik Hasan	13	30	100	13%	N	2009
16		Jiverly Wong	13	4			Y	2009
17		David Gray	13	3			N	1990
18		Mark Barton	12	13			Y	1999
19		Farda Gadirov	12	10			Y	2009
20		Walter Seifert	10	22	pyro		Y	1964

Weighted FPS Single Player To account for the high degree of maimery in some of the high scores in addition to pwnage, a simple ratio of 3:1 determines the number of injuries required to equal one kill. Thus, on this scale 1 Killed = 3 Injured = 1 Point. The weighted leaderboard reads thus:

Brutal Efficiency Mode How effectively did Player 1 make use of the resources available to him? The percentage of kills from the total number of killed & injured. To put it in a bit more formulaic terms, [Killed/(Killed+Injured)] x 100 = Percent Efficiency.

RANK PLAYER POINTS AN HERO YEAR 1 Woo Bum-kon 68.7 Y 1982 2 Martin Bryant 42 N 1996 3 Cho Seung-Hui 40.3 Y 2007 4 Tian Mingjian 36.3 N 1994 5 Mutsuo Toi 31 Y 1938 6 George Hennard 29.7 Y 1991 7 James Huberty 27.3 N 1984 7 Charles Whitman 27.3 N 1966 8 Nidal Malik Hasan 23 N 2009 9 Thomas Hamilton 22 Y 1996 10 Michael Ryan 21 Y 1987 11 Marc Lépine 18.7 Y 1989 12 Robert Steinhäuser 18.3 Y 2002 13 Tim Kretschmer 18 Y 2009 14 Walter Seifert 17.3 Y 1964 15 Mark Barton 16.3 Y 1999 16 Patrick Sherrill 16 Y 1986 17 Farda Gadirov 15.3 Y 2009 18 Jiverly Wong 14.3 Y 2009 19 David Gray 14 N 1990

RANK PLAYER  % EFFICIENCY AN HERO YEAR 1 Mutsuo Toi 91% Y 1938 2 David Gray 81.25% N 1990 3 Jiverly Wong 76.5% Y 2009 4 Patrick Sherrill 70% Y 1986 5 Robert Steinhäuser 69.6% Y 2002 6 Martin Bryant 62.5% N 1996 6 Tim Kretschmer 62.5% Y 2009 7 Woo Bum-kon 62% Y 1982 8 Cho Seung-Hui 56.1% Y 2007 9 Farda Gadirov 54.5% Y 2009 10 George Hennard 53.5% Y 1991 11 Thomas Hamilton 53.125% Y 1996 12 James Huberty 52.5% N 1984 13 Michael Ryan 51.6% Y 1987 14 Marc Lépine 50% Y 1989 15 Mark Barton 48% Y 1999 16 Tian Mingjian 36.5% N 1994 17 Charles Whitman 35.4% N 1966 18 Walter Seifert 31.25% Y 1964 19 Nidal Malik Hasan 30.2% N 2009

FPS, Co-Op Mode

RANK		PLAYERS	KILLS	INJURED	AVG KILLS	AN HERO	YEAR
1		Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold	13	24	6.5	Y,Y	1999
2		Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Golden	5	10	2.5	N,N	1998
3		Jason Harless, Jason McCoy	2	0	1	N,N	1988

Bomberman

RANK		PLAYER	KILLS	INJURED	AN HERO	YEAR
1		Timothy McVeigh	168	680+	N	1995
2		Andrew Kehoe	44	58	Y	1927
3		Unabomber	3	23	N	1978-1995

How to High Score

• Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
• Play video games and listen to metal. They will train you to kill better.
• Leave behind lulzy statements and media so that you will be remembered. Nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
• Kill people who have absolutely nothing to do with your problem. They deserve it anyhow.
• Offing yourself does not count as a kill, but it does make you an hero.

Notable Losers

• Mr. Saari, 10 kills / 1 injured
• Jeff Weise, 9 kills / 5 injured
• Pekka-Eric Auvinen, 8 kills / 12 injured
• Robert Hawkins, 8 kills / 4 injured
• Steven Kazmierczak, 5 kills / 23 injured
• Nghtmrchld26, 4 kills / 5 injured
• George Sodini, 3 kills / 9 injured
• Brenda-Ann Spencer, 2 kills / 9 injured, and was immortalized in the song "I Don't Like Mondays" by the Boomtown Rats.
• Jason Rodriguez, 1 kill / 5 injured, follow up of the Fort Hood Shooting.
• Asa Coon, 0 kills / 4 injured