HTS-Noob
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[edit] Alright, theres a highlighter stuck in my ass
This is an epic saga of a young, 15 year old boy who posted on the totse.com forums as 'HTS-Noob' discovering his anus with a everyday highlighter. Eventually he has to go to the hospital to get it removed, on the bill of Canada's free healthcare. This is his story.
LOL TOTSE WAT DO I DO?
 In response to PICS OR GTFO |
 Apparently highlighters make good dildos. |
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 It's in thar deep |
 DON'T CRY! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! |
 An elaborate map of HTS-Noob's anus. See also, Time Cube. |
 At least he's honest. |
 FISSION MAILED |
 BAAAWWWW I'M TOO HARDCORE FOR MY MOM!!!1! |
[edit] The Operation
LOLOL teh drugz were worth it - Typical totse behavior.
 More lulz |
 Telling mother. |
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HTS-Noob is now a local celebrity on totse ever since the illustrious 'highlighter incident'.
[edit] HTS-Noob vs chunt
Last Thursday totse user chunt decided he didn't like HTS-Noob, and since they lived near each other decided he wanted to start a fight. Everyone in Spurious Generalities predicted failure, and what happened wasn't far from the truth.
 chunt doing some innocent trolling. |
 EN GARDE! |
 High noon at the OK corral. |
 They shall fight for internets honor! |
 Tickets sold out for this event. |
 lol wut |
 self-pwnt. |
 "Where did the last 6 hours of my life go?" |
What really happened? Chunt and 4 other totseans showed up first, then HTS-Noob showed up completely fucked up on DXM and chunt experienced troll's remorse. He didnt want to beat him up, so they all decided to hang out on the beach. Later they went to a bar (Although HTS is underage b&) where they all got drunk enough to think some barfly was Jeff Hunter.
The thread is still alive here.