Hir
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
There are only two uses for this word...
Version one
A term that pussies use when they want to be gender-inclusive with their pronouns.
Usually those who use "hir" see the grammatically-correct word "his," as sexist due to insane liberalist leanings, being Massive Bull-Dyke Feminists or due to brainwashing from some limp-wristed faggot cult.
The slightly more politically correct but still retarded term "his or her" goes unused because these hippy faggots claim they want to save paper and ink by not bothering with the extra letters. In all actuality, however, the real reason this less gay version goes unused is because they are not only over-sensitive pussies, they are also lazy bastards.
An alternate and equally fagtastic and lazy form is the word "se" to replace "he or she". OMG, one less letter can save the rainforest!!1!1 Please use one less letter to help us save the world!
Version Two
Welcome to the weirdo bin.
Here we have lumped together furfags, transexuals, asexuals, hermaphroditic, Otherkin who think they were dickgirl dragons and/or dickgirls having one big old gay orgy on top of the English Language while trying to make the world see them as special for having their own pronouns.
Most users of this version of hir, use it to mean they not only have a cock, they also have a vagoo to match. Such users of this type should go fuck themselves subsequently instead of attention-whoring and BAWWing over if we call them a "he" or a "she".
These people usually will use "sie" instead of "se" to replace "he or she" as apparently their typing skills are slightly better than the type one pussies due to many late-night yiff sessions.
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