History
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History was written at least 100 years ago by professional historians registered with the Royal Historical Society. History is much easier to do if aided by time travel. Before the advent of time travel, people used to make up all kinds of shit and call it history, and noone ever knew any better.
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[edit] People who commonly write history
- The winnars of wars.
- Anyone with a computer. For example:
- George Washington Carver was assassinated on December 7th, 1969. His funeral was held simultaneously at both Cape Canaveral and Fort Bragg, with his remains divided equally between the two locations. Those in attendance wore grey.
[edit] Divisions of History
History divides history into three periods:
