HoodboyTails
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
HoodboyTails is a faggot YouTube user who isn't funny yet he continues to make SHIT videos even after at least 100 of his were deleted. He is also known for his large furry fetish as well as using Assmaster 4000's in his ass and splurging to it. He enjoys a lot of penis as well as furry cock. Most of his "videos" involve a still picture and a robotic annoying fuck voice that is supposed to represent the character. Each and every one of his videos are shit and very unfunny. He even disables ratings on all of his videos because he knows that they would all be 1 stars.
His favorite pass-times are:
- Fapping to Furry Hentai.
- Checking around deviantART for yaoi yiff.
- Complaining about his videos being flagged
- Anal sex with Master Chief.
HoodboyTails' favorite fapping source
[edit] His Videos
HoodboyTails is responsible for starting the Speakonia video fad with his AWFUL video Sonic's Secret. 6 seconds into the video, your penis will fall off due to how unfunny it is. Most of his videos are about Palkia doing him in the ass with a dildo, or they're about Shadow's shit adventures which are nothing but boring shitty ass fucks.
Alongside those shitty videos he has many "Classic" speakonias that his idiotic fanboys eat up, and as usual, none of them are funny and all suck ass.Palkia's Secret
Shadow's Secret
WOW WHATS WITH ALL THE SECRETS HBT? DO YOU HAVE A SECRET AS WELL?
I'm sorry I asked...
[edit] No srsly tho
HoodboyTails is actually a skinny Caucasian faggot who lives with his parents and goes to the mall on almost every Saturday. His favorite soda is Vault, and his favorite Next Gen Console is the Wii. He is too afraid to show his true identity on the internet so he adorns himself with Johnny Bravo hair and sunglasses, no joke. He enjoys the 2girls1cup video too, just throwing that out there. He and his best friend also enjoy filming each other doing normal everyday things and find it very lulz and upload the videos on YouTube. YouTube is further proven retarded as people eat up these videos. Jesus.
ways to be like HbT:
- Use the word "Sexual" as much as possible. Use it as an adjective.
- When saying the word "Swell" be sure to add an O at the end of it.
- Replace any word in a title/phrase with nigger.
- be a complete douchebag.
- become a role model amongst idiotic speakonia N00bs.
- overobsess over the 2 Pokemon dDalga and Palkia.
- Be a Sonic fanboy.
HoodboyTails is also obsessed with been anally raped by Tony Little and finds it very "swell".
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