CSI
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
CSI (for Crime Scene Investigation) is a TV show that comes in three flavors, all of them cheese; CSI (set in Vegas), CSI: Miami and CSI: New York. Contrary to popular belief, two thirds of the three shows are made of pwn and lulz, the exception being CSI: New York, which is devoid of anything that could even be considered 'acting', drama or lulz despite the presence of Lieutenant Dan.
Highlights include watching David "Horatio (INAM) Caine" Caruso keep putting his sunglasses back on (whilst he's never been seen removing them) and relentless torrents of unfunny 'zingers' that are so horribly FAIL they actually WIN (see Rules of the Internet).
However, it is the original CSI (Vegas) that delivers the most, having shone the spotlight on such abhorrent human perversions such as furries, infantilism and Nazi-style experiments involving lobotomizing homeless people.
| —Catherine Willows |
In essence though, they are 'procedural dramas' where wannabe cops catch sloppy criminals through the likes of DNA from cum stains and skin cells then make them confess with highly dramatic dialogue under dim lighting while Horatio completes all the tough sleuthing work by looking through his eyebrows at people and speaking really quietly so his voice sounds deep.
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[edit] Horatio Caine:Now A Meme
[edit] The Glasses...They Do Nothing!
[edit] Abuser Of Sunglasses
[edit] Horatio Gallery
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[edit] Notable Episodes
[edit] Fur & Loathing - The Furry Episode
One notorious episode featured a furry who had been drugged, shot, then run over by a truck, as well as explaining the definition of the word "yiff" to the viewers watching when the episode aired on October 30, 2003. Also, this particular episode makes it quite clear that groups of furries are always engaging in yiff orgies in the back of furry conventions. This resulted in thousands of furries across the internet ranting about this injustice and how the episode showed them in a bad way. Fortunately no furries complained about it in RL as they were too embarrassed to show themselves.
[edit] King Baby - The Infantilism Episode
[edit] The Second Life Episode
[edit] Why CSI Sucks
- The entire cast of CSI: New York
- Needs moar DESU
- It isn't House
- It leads the viewer to believe that Italians are smart.
- The forensic software they use is far from believable; *beep* *boop* *bleep* #scaaaaaan# *chirp chirp* *bing!* 'MATCH FOUND MATCH FOUND!'
- Horatio Cane
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- Horatio Cane
[edit] Why CSI Is Awesome
- Exposed Furries to the general public
- Horatio Caine
- Horatio Caine
- Horatio Caine
