How is babby formed?

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

How is babby formed? is a classic Something Awful meme derived from the cesspit of stupidity that is Yahoo! Answers. SA goon Shmorky made a Flash Animation which carefully considers this question, as well as the most rational and lucid of the many answers it received, the most fitting response being, “they need to do way instain mother." The meme has since spread to YTMND, the World of Warcraft forums, and Digg, among other places. The lulzy-est thing is that the user still has no idea he's a meme now.

Poetry

Caylee Anthony's mum knows how babby is formed -with a hammer.

Elizabeth Browning wrote a famous [poem] about the meme, but some fag changed the words, here's the original:

How is babby formed? Let me show the ways.

Find girl with depth, and breasts, and look bright

Get her drunk till she has no sight.

Till she reasons not and hath no grace.

Take her to a level ya don't see most days

Convince her of a need in the dark of night

Get touchy-feely, whether wrong or right.

Begone with purity, sing the opposite's praise

But passion, that's something ya can put to use.

One shall feel no grief as one laith

In the morning, the fogginess she'll lose

Desperately she'll wonder why she's in your bed...

But it's too late, she can't unchoose...

that's how babbby formed, that's how girl get pragnent.

Wow that shit's deep yo

“	How IS babby formed? It's one of the more remarkable questions of our day and age, really. I mean, when you think about it, where does the babby come from? Where does whatever it is that produces the babby come from? I think it all boils down to one central theory: That of Special Babby-relity. Einstein himself conjured the idea not some 45 years ago, as part of his endeavour to explain the workings of our great Babby. I don't think anyone will ever come as close to understanding the Babby as Einstein, however. The only thing I could think of that would ever possibly explain our great Babby and its existence would likely be that of Special Babby-relity; :moreover, I don't think it's our duty to ever discover the truth behind the inner workings of the great Babby. Rather, we are supposed to live out our existence in wonder and amazement; to live in full appreciation of this great gift which the Babby hath granted unto us: knowledge, thought, love and compassion.	„
—Pedgi in irc://maruchannel.org/maruchannel

Gentleman babby

“	Good sirs and madames, may thou provide assistance in enlightening dear writer as to how babby is formed? Good evening, kindred souls of Yahoo! Answers. The inquisitive writer has but a couple questions that profound curiosity has sparked and inspired. Ergo, I shall present both upon which judgment of their worth and merit shall be made via the democracy that is Yahoo! Answers. Of primacy among the dual inquiries, how is babby formed? Much has been stated among those in who those of the vulgarity entrust with such knowledge of the origins of babbys, id est obstetricians and/or gynecologists, as well as other doctorate-retainers of the medical profession. However, the profoundly befuddled writer is continuing to be unaware of how babby is formed. Second in the order of aforementioned inquests, though of no less importance: how girl get pragnent? It is understood to be of a high degree of relation and parallelism to that of the first, yet it entails a slightly different response. The process of sexual intercourse is believed to be the cause of girl pragnency, but how girl get pragnent?	„
—El Scotto29

Quotes

“	go ask your mom and dad. in the middle of the night, when you hear moening or banging in there room and you shall get your answer..	„
—http://atozforums.com/where-does-babby-come-from-t42702.html