HTML

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HTML stands for Hyper Text Markup Language, used to create marquees. You can also use simple HTML to create cock boats.

The creator of HTML was Ajsiu.

Contents 1 Most Important HTML tag 2 Second-most Important HTML tag 3 Third-most important html tag: 4 Other HTML tags

[edit] Most Important HTML tag

Stick this code onto a page that lets you do DIV tags,:

<DIV id=Layer1 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000000 1px; BORDER-TOP: #000000 1px; Z-INDEX: 1; LEFT: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: #000000 1px; WIDTH: 1000px; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000000 1px; POSITION: absolute; TOP: 0px; HEIGHT: 10000px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000; layer-background-color: #000000">
<center><font size="4"><br></font><font face="Tahoma"><span style="font-weight: 400">
<FONT color=#ff0000 size="4"><p>!!>> EDIT THIS <<!!</p></font>

It will rape them.

[edit] Second-most Important HTML tag

You can drive people batty by posting this:

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
<tr><td width="150"><center>oooo
<marquee width="100%"behavior="alternate" direction="left">
3=========Ð</marquee>  O</center></td>
<td width="40">
<marquee width="100%" behavior="scroll" direction="right">~° ~° ~°</marquee>
</td></tr></table>

[edit] Third-most important html tag:

<div style="text-transform: uppercase;">

OR

<div style="text-transform: capitalize;">

OR

<div style="text-transform: lowercase;">

OR

<span style="direction:rtl; unicode-bidi:bidi-override;">

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[edit] Other HTML tags

• Big
• Blink
• Nobr
• Cock boat
• Font size=5
• Marquee
• Small
• Rainbow blinkies