Hugbox
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Not to be confused with Huegbox.
The hugbox is a BDSM device mainly used by retards who are too faggy to admit they are kinky bastards. As a meme it was initially coined by sdf, "Go back to your hugbox" is a frequently-flung insult to those who have been trolled by Bantown. A hugbox is a purported remedy for Asperger's Syndrome and other forms of autism. It is a machine wherein an aspie crawls inside, and is squashed by two giant labial folds, thus producing the feeling of being loved, because a machine that looks like a torture instrument did it with an industrial paper printer is perfect at simulating real love, amirite?. It is also a very profound metaphor for LiveJournal and many other online forums.
The hugbox insult is also a great way to troll autism-themed communities. It's guaranteed to earn you countless replies from angry fucktards telling you that you are a horrible human being. Just remind them how glad they can be not to be nerds any more, now that they've digivolved into some new kind of tard.
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Proper Usage
Used primarily in insult form in response to complaints/improper requests, or as a valediction.
<shipley> WTF TAKE MY BBQ DOWN YOU ASSHOLES
<sdf> Go back to your hugbox, aspie.
-!- Brattie was kicked from #bantown by sdf [Go back to your hugbox.]
Example
Behold:
[23:27] * Adrianna (zombiepope@l0ld0ngs-B799E136.popsite.net) has joined #hugbox [23:27] <Adrianna> hai! [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:27] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:28] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:28] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:28] <Adrianna> WTF [23:28] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * rEph hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Dr_Sheneequa hugs Adrianna [23:29] * Adrianna (zombiepope@l0ld0ngs-B799E136.popsite.net) has left #hugbox
Inventor Temple Grandin and her hugbox
| —A woman who gives new meaning to the term "Bulldyke". |
Finally
Now that you're finished with this article, you can be given a proper sendoff:
| Go back to your hugbox, you retarded fuckhole!! |
See Also
External Links
- Therafin's product page on the hugbox, now known as the Squeeze Machine.
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Hugbox is part of a series on Aspies. |
