Hwin
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| FAT ALERT
Hwin lost over 210lbs but still manages to be lardass |
Hwin is an idiot and toresbe fangirl that can be found harassing the good people on Freenode. She fancies herself a genius, but is really incredibly stupid. Her favorite pastime is arguing with pixie, causing drama and lulz to be had for all present.
About
Hwin enjoys following toresbe around Freenode and idles in the same channels as him. She does not contribute to conversations and has no business being on IRC. She is regularly trolled yet pretends not to care. After being trolled, she'll find an excuse to quit IRC, but she always comes back for moar.
Hwin believes that she is better than you. She uses big words and proper grammar in IRC to enforce this fact. However, on IRC nobody gives a shit about proper grammar and it only provides extra lulz when she makes a mistake. She claims to be skilled in geometry--except she doesn't know the Pythagorean Theorem. Like every every other woman, she sucks at maths. The only things she is good at, however, are riding horses and cooking. The latter is appropriate because she's a woman and should spend the rest of her life in the kitchen. Despite everything that she's good at, Hwin works at a shitty coffee kiosk instead of the U.S. government.
Attention whoring on IRC is part of Hwin's daily routine. When her day goes bad, she looks to the internets for comfort and e-hugs. However, she does not expect anybody to see through her attempts to make people empathize with her and is butthurt when nobody will shower her with the attention that she so desires.
Hwin has never had sex with toresbe at least 100 times but will flatly deny this when confronted.
IRC Quotes
Hwin on promiscuity
<Hwin> I'm no fucking slut *later* <Hwin> $50 tip for one guy <Hwin> all for bending over <Hwin> oops, sorry sir, didn't realize you could see my boobs AND my butt when I bent down in a low cut shirt and jeans
Hwin knows math
<Hwin> not on paper, no. I know plenty about thermal dynamics in practical application, as well as geometry. <pixie> Hwin: You don't know pythagoras though <pixie> Hwin: zing <Hwin> nope <Hwin> I have no need to
Hwin on love
<Hwin> I get hot dicking from horses <Hwin> I've handled alot of horsecock and balls
Hwin getting pwnt
<shayden> hwin: it's your fault people are bashing on you, that's what happens when you start saving all your stupid dramatic bs on irc just cause you aren't getting enough attention at the moment <Hwin> ...
